Hi! I’m John and welcome to John’s show! I picked this name because I didn’t know which name to pick. Yes, I might sound English and I might
sound American and I might sound Russian, but that’s just me. So, here’s the news! North Carolina facing another boycott over a controversial new law and this one is unique. The porn site, Xhamster, says it’s blocking any computer in North Carolina from accessing its videos. Porn giant, Xhamster, blocks North Carolina users who support the Anti Lesbian-gay-bisexual-and transgender Law. This comes after the newly passed House Bill 2. House Bill 2, I didn’t like it quite so much. House Bill1, the original, was far more valid. The actors, the director. Which among others, dictates which public restroom transgender men and women can use. In consequence, North Carolina users will be asked if they support the anti-LGBT-Law. If they support it, their IP address will be
blocked from the site. So, no more monkey spanking for you, North Carolina. Or hamster spanking. I’m personally spanking a giraffe. I’m just kidding. It’s more like a little ant. All right, let’s get it on. Do you agree with the anti-LGBT-Law? Hell yeah, I agree! Blocked?! What the hell am I suppose to do now? Oh, siiiis! Xhamster is not alone. Bruce Springsteen canceled a scheduled show in North Carolina as well. So, no more this, nor this, for you, North Carolina! The FBI’s Director, made a controversial confession that he’s using some unhackable technology to shield himself from prying eyes. Last week, the FBI Director, James Comey, during a Q&A session about encryption and privacy, said and admitted he uses tape to cover his webcam on his laptop. This came after him saying, that total privacy keeps the law enforcement, like FBI, from doing a proper job. Then what the f*** are you doing, Mr. Comey? You’re keeping yourself from doing your own job? Oh, my God, Mr. Comey! Are you afraid that somebody is watching you as you spank the federal money? Mr. Comey, maybe you should have used some tape during that speech. 2 years ago, the UK started using facial recognition software in order to find criminal, terrorists, Waldo. But more and more stores started using the software so they can see your purchase history, as you enter the store. To see if you have any criminal record, if you have ever shoplifted and even they can call you by name, as you enter the premises. So you can feel special. Ah, Hi and welcome to Walmart, again, Mr. AssFace! Yeah, you can call me Dany.Yes, I know, but on your last purchase, you only bought gum. So welcome to Walmart, Mr. Assface! Last year, Google’s photo app, using facial recognition software, in order to sort your photos Made a big No-No! So Google app sorted this guy’s photos
like this: sky scrapers, airplanes, cars, bikes, gorillas, graduation, Wait! What? Google! You racist mother f*****! So I think that facial recognition
software should be use as often as Kim Kardashian tries to hide her ass. Never! This was the show! I’m John! Thanks very much for watching! Please feel free to subscribe and like and comment if you want. And keep it safe and secure! I’m going shopping!
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