BABADOOK & PENNYWISE! Do you ship it?

BABADOOK & PENNYWISE! Do you ship it?


Hi guys and welcome to the Internet. As you know, Halloween is approaching And Rosie thought it would be an epic idea to dress up as Pennywise And transform me, her wife, into Babadook – I actually am not Pennywise I’m actually Pennywise’s slutty sister, Penny-Unwise Group Hug! – Can I just say?
– Yeah – I know you’re really into the fact that there is fanfiction about these two fictional characters
– Mm hm – Um, I don’t get it! – You don’t get it?
– I don’t … What’s there to get? – Ok, maybe you’ll get it when I’ve transformed you into Babadook And, you know, I feel like … just, just saying, just putting it out there I feel like, you know sometimes people watch our videos and they’re like “Oh, yeah, they, they’ve stopped this video in the middle and then came back and their hair is slightly ruffled.” Right? – I’m just saying this would be one of these videos for me because… – Why??
– Because … – That worries me!
– Mm – It worries me ’cause I don’t judge what people are, like, into but like, I judge it And I don’t understand what’s attractive about Babadook and, like, a horrible child-luring sewer clown – I know, he literally eat babies but that aside, he’s quite hot So Rose has already made herself whiter, um – Can you believe it?
– … then she could … She tried, uh, yeah What would you do if I told you that the outfit I bought is kind of, like a fetish outfi……….t – Um, I don’t know – Basically…
– I, I don’t know Look, I can be sexy! That’s not even a question It’s just like, do I wanna be sexy, whilst you’re feeding me worms in a basement? Yeah, I do! – I’ll feed you worms and you’ll do what I say – Why do worms always come up in our life?
– I don’t … What’s the first step? – Okay, right, I’m just gonna show you. I want you to flash this up on the screen, right? This is what the Babadook looks like
– Yeah … It’s great
– And I’m gonna try and make you into this. – Oh pl … it’s not gonna take much. – You have to face me a little bit while I do your eyes. [Rose turns away] – Okay
– A little bit. First of all, there is a strong chance … I have Linda McCartney sausage breath You’re quite heavy-handed, aren’t you?
– Awww. Do you not think I’m not ASMRing? I’m just trying to do it quickly. – Let’s do it quickly. It’s alright
– I’m checking my image. Talk to me about the ultimate fanfic. If you were writing fanfic about other Youtubers, how would that go? – I mean …
– Mine would go, “Joanna walked into the living room, …” – Are you into Joanna now?
– “… She saw …” I am into Joanna. Is that okay? – I mean, I’ve … what I can do about it. [Rose laughs] When I say I’m into Joanna, I’m not actually into, like I’m not in, inside her. I’m obviously joking. I’m ultimately committed to you and I’m only winding you up. – Open your eyes
– Who are you into? Right now?
– Who am I into? – AGHHHH
– Honestly? – Yeah
– Honestly, – Yeah
– I’m getting into this daddywise movement – That worries me more than a real-life human being
– Really? – You’re worried that I fancy Joanna, which I do, right?
– You just said “Juanna”. But yeah – Juanna
– And you’re right … – And now …
– “You are worried that I fancy Juanna.” – And now I’m worried that you fancy a clown. What even is Babadook? – I don’t know. Right, face me a bit more. I’m gonna do this side You’re gonna have to properly face me for a bit now.
– Okay [Rose turns away, both laughs] It’s just a, it’s just a stupid joke
– It is a stupid … – Alright.
– It is a stupid joke, isn’t it
– It’s a stupid joke. – [Inaudible] Don’t spray it, mummy
– I didn’t spray it – Um, okay, so you’re actually into this.
– Yeah – Like you’re, you, gen … no …
– … honest, no, honestly Daddywise
– Right. Swear on your father’s … okay – Okay
– Swear on your mum’s life – No, I’m not swearing anything on my mum’s life ever. But listen.
– Swear … Okay, swear … Okay
– Let me explain to you – Yeah
– Basically I saw an article on Facebook or something – Right
– And it showed some serious, like, tumblr fanfiction – Yeah
– And it was hot – Like how hot, what happened? How can you …
– It was saying that Daddywise pulled, um, this person onto his lap And they were like, “I could feel myself going redder and redder.” And it was like, “Oooo, his big, red nose, and …” I don’t know, it’s just those … It was good, you know? If you write …
– D’you know what? I think I could get into it – You could?
– Ow – Of all the …
– Ow – Stop. Of all the horror movie people …
– Alright, let me try and get into it
– … who would you get with? – Out of all the horror movie people, who would I get with?
– Like the sca … the actual scary people, not like the cool ones like Brenda from Scary Movie By the way, if I could marry Brenda from Scary Movie, I would – Okay, so an actual scary person
– Yeah, like, the, like, like Jason from Halloween. Is that his name? – Does Nicole Kidman in The Others count?
– Freddy Krueger – … ‘Cause technically she was the ghost. Spoiler alert. – Hot. Eyes up – Okay. Let me think about this. I think I’d take … Mm … I’m just trying to find if there’s any Cuban-Mexican style criminals, like scary people … Um …
– I’ll tell you what, tell me, – Yeah
– … yeah. You know everyone, you know everyone ships, um, Pennywise and Babadook and they just made them, like, gay icons
– I mean, yeah – I know why dook … Babadook’s gay icon because, you know, Netflix accidentally put Babadook as … – Accidentally on purpose!
– Accidentally on purpose, right? – Yeah
– So who else would you make gay in horror movies? – Everyone
– D’you know I love Sorority Row, because I just kept thinking about them all getting together. – Needed more gays
– That was so hot, Sorority Row – The director of that follows us on Twitter.
– I know, he’s a babe. Also didn’t he just do Jicksaw?
– I think he did do “Jicksaw”. – Oh is it “Jigsaw” I can’t says it. – I’ve got a good question
– Okay, but, but you have to be quiet for a sec. Smooth. Wait, what … Why is your head so high up? – Because I’m … Because I’m regal
– I’m down here. I’m down … – Okay
– Yeah – Look, you asked for this
– Can you, like, bring yourself to me? – That, that’s not being applied with a lot of care at all, is it?
– No, because it doesn’t matter … because I’m making you a monster
– What the fuck? Can’t you … – It’s not being applied with care Let me look at …
– Heya!
– [Inaudible] And I’m, I’m just gonna say this, but you can’t answer back, okay?
– Mm hm – I’ve got some sexual chemistry going on already Stop talking!
– $%#&!!!
– AAAGH! I spat snot
– Ughhhh … Ugh – Continue. It adds to the effect.
– Smile. Smile! Yeah. This is the worst lipstick application I’ve done in my life. – I don’t know. Okay, I’ve got a different question. Instead of choosing a preexisting, like, serial killer from the movies that you could sleep with, pick someone who you already fancy from the real world and put them into that character. Like, what would be hot? Say, I’ll give you an example, Lauren Jauregui coming at you with an axe. Or, you know, James McAvoy coming at you with no talent. Yeah?
– In my mind, – Yes
– … not in real life,
– Okay – I probably wouldn’t mind
– Yes – … being in a dungeon
– Okay – … with Daddywise
– Okay – Maybe I’m … like this Maybe he’s the daddy in control – Okay – Oh
– Those were the sausages. I did warn you once. You’re taking the piss now, aren’t you? Are you doing this well or what? – Not really
– You just touched my boob without consent – Why … What …
– Get OFF me – Sorry
– Right
– [Inaudible] – Don’t let the character take over Owwww – Shall I go give you a bit of your costume now?
– Yeah – Kay. It’s a really poor costume. I also …
– What do you mean it’s a poor costume? – I mean …
– Yours is really good – I’m gonna give you a hair band cuz I’ve actually got you a wig – Okay …
– Okay – Well, I’m excited for my transformation.
– Yeah – Or as Laura Dix would say “TRAAANS-formation”
– … -formation This is my favorite, like, like, I always wanted to go, um to Halloween — “go to Halloween” — with you as a ship thing, right? Like, d’you remember when Jenna Marbles was with her first boyfriend, and she said that they were gonna go as North and South Korea?
– Yes – LIke, I’ve always wanted to do something like that, where you have to go as a couple, right? And I’m so glad …
– We should go as Rose and Rosie. – But I’m really, really glad that you agreed to be Pennywise and Babadook with me.
– Yeah – Mainly ’cause I just bought the outfit so you had no say.
– Okay. Yeah – Put it in a bun, cuz I’m gonna put a wig on you
– Okay – I’m gonna prepare now.
– Okay – Oh! How precious! Comes with a nit comb – Why does it come with a nit comb?
– Oh my god you’ve got to put this on your head! – Give it to me
– It’s called “wig cap” – You think that I’m afraid? – No
– I’m not afraid of change – You could … It’s telling me how to wash the wig.
– Wait, are there any small choking hazard parts? Because … – I don’t think so – What, what is this condom-like apparatus?
– Or, or, do you put it over your neck, and then put if over like that? Like a headband?
– Just don’t touch me!
– Sorry. – I’m already turning into my character. Why am I putting my head through a condom?
– I don’t know. – AAAGH!
– I don’t … – AAAAAGH!
– I think it’s meant to go over your entire head – Leave me alone! I know what I’m doing!
– AAAGH! – Rosie, if you’ve spent a lot of money on something that’s … shit,
– Yeah. I really haven’t spent a lot of money – Okay
– There was, like, very little care into this – Okay. What do you mean, very little care? Why do you care so little about my aesthetic?
– I mean … – Look, it’s gonna be fine. I’m not worried. I’m already feeling it. What? – Okay.
– Yeah? – Yeah
– Yeah? – I mean, I can see the wig bit
– Yeah – … because you’ve … that underbit
– That’s all right. Don’t worry, Rosie
– … cuz it’s like, by your eyebrow – It’s okay
– Push it up a bit
– That’s okay, Rosie – Why is it so low down?
– Don’t panic – Um, hello, are you gonna brush my bangs or what?
– No! The Babadook doesn’t brush his hair – Yes he does, with a nit comb – Oh my god, you head’s too big
– That’s really cruel and it really hurts Okay, Rosie, I can’t see anything. Yeah? – D’you know?
– What? – Yeah, it looks nothing like it, but I tried. – Speak to the dooks! ‘Cause her face ain’t listening What do you mean “it looks nothing like it”? – I mean …
– I haven’t even seen a mirror yet I’m sure … It feels like
– I mean, I can’t tell if that hair’s grey or not. I can’t tell if this, like, really fucked up fringe, is like … – Hand me a mirror. I’d like to see my appearance for the first time.
– Okay. Okay. – Put it in my hand. Put it in my hand! – I can’t tell if it’s really good – I look great!
– It looks good! I made it sexy …
– I. Look. Great. – I really like it! – I mean …
– That fringe, it’s like, that Babadook fringe is working for you – I mean, I look great! Is this a joke?
– Wait. Do I look great? – No.
– The whole point is, I wanted us to be a sexy lesbian power couple. – I think we are! I look like Emma Blackery, 2007, and you look like … a nightmare. I mean … yeah Yeah?
– AAAGH – Sit on these, Rosie. Sit on these!
– I mean … I … – I mean, this hat isn’t the most practical of hats, because it has no …
– Your head’s too big – No, Rosie, the hat’s too small.
– Babe, I’m so into this. – So what is it about this that you find sexually attractive?
– Okay, mainly this but also, I think, the hair. I told you I liked you with dark hair. The messy fringe is really working. – Thank you
– Like, you can put it anywhere, and it looks good – Do I look like Camila? Is that insulting? I mean, I’m really hot But …
– I know!
– … I rea … Imagine … Look, giving someone the finger with these. Hehehe, I give …
– Awww – Put it back on. It’s my, it’s my power source. No no no, Rosie, Rosie
– Hm? Wait, Camila, I’ll you hold your hat. Kiss me Ughhaaaah I’m shy Does it more! – I hate this. I genuinely hate this
– Does you like my hat? You also look like Shane from The L Word, like, really badly – Alright … d’you know what? D’you know what, I’m done. I’m a hundred percent done. It’s weird, no?
– It’s not. Look … I …
– No – Not … The Babadook thing’s more weird.
– Right – Cuz he’s just his black thing and he goes Nguuuh … and eats worms
– And you think the clown thing’s okay, do you? – I mean …
– Mmmmm … – … if you’re into a bit of, like, … controlling domination
– And on that note, guys, we will see you next week. Take care. Love you loads. BYE!
– BYE!

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