Can The Facial Fitness Pao Give Kaye Adams A Natural Facelift?

Can The Facial Fitness Pao Give Kaye Adams A Natural Facelift?


[IAN] What is that? [NADIA] I don’t know! She’s not been well… [NADIA] Kaye, Kaye, Kaye… time for the big reveal What the fuck is that? [NADIA & KAYE LAUGH] Ian wants to know as much as I want to know As much as or Facebook friends want to know What the f**k is it? [KAYE] Don’t you know? [IAN] I’ve never… I’ve haven’t noticed it What is it? [MARK] Does she take it into the bedroom? [NADIA] All I know is that if you stuck that in your bum you’d probably be able to rise up into the air. [KAYE] No, honestly.. don’t be rude but this is what a facial fitness
device you know I’ve got these lines down there and you know what tight little mouth and those lines there. Have you noticed them? [IAN] No, no, no… [NADIA LAUGH] Well it’s either a facelift or botox or… it’s for thirty seconds a day, twice a day… [IAN] And who has… [NADIA SNIGGERS] [NADIA] Thirty seconds of that a day Ian… [IAN] Have you seen any like before and afters [ALL LAUGH] [MARK] Yeah, sort of testimonials… [IAN] I mean who like… Nicole Kidman or someone.. [EVERY LAUGHS MADLY] [KAYE] The instructions are in Chinese. These are weights. You get different weights so as I build up
and as I become stronger [IAN] Open your mouth wide… tricky instructions [KAYE] It cost me £30 but actually it’s a lot cheaper than botox isn’t it [NADIA] £30?! Yea, but Botox works! [IAN] You’re having a laugh [NADIA] Can you feel it a difference? [KAYE MAKES A INDISTINGUISHABLE SOUND WE’RE PRESUMING IS POSITIVE!] [NADIA] I can see they’re not going so fast because that’s a heavier weight [IAN MAKES BARKING NOISES] [NADIA] You’re not ready…. [KAYE] Can you get that off and maybe.. [NADIA] Oh, I’ll just use that.. Look don’t you think if you put that in your butt you could take off like a helicopter [MARK] It does look more like an aerodynamic butt plug [NADIA] I think you’re more likely to turn this into a helicopter than you are to get a
facelift out of it [KAYE] That reminds me of such a good Stanley Baxter scene [NADIA] Urgh! It’s dangerous [KAYE] Come on! Watch your posture [NADIA] Is it sexy? [MARK] It’s definitely amazing [KAYE] Can you feel it working? [NADIA] Oh I would not recommend that anyone tries this. It’s very…. I could feel my brain hitting like my skull [KAYE] Well let’s face it it’s a very small brain in quite a big head Well I’m gonna try this it says 30
seconds twice a day I promise you faithfully I’m gonna try this for one
month every day and we’ll see… so right take a… [MARK] Shall we do a before and after? [KAYE] Take a look at me now [MARK] I’m going to take a photo of you.. [NADIA] Do your full sag face [MARK] Okay, I’ve just taken it [KAYE] Right so we’ll come back in a month and we’ll see if it
makes any difference if it doesn’t I’m going to get Botox to buggery
seems you’re saving so much money on [NADIA] See as you’re saving so much money on Botox do you think there’s any chance
you could put the sodding heating on? It’s not cold tonight [NADIA LAUGHS]

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