Cosmetic Surgeons Are Funnier Thank You Think

Cosmetic Surgeons Are Funnier Thank You Think


– Heart disease runs in my family, and I had a cousin that
had a heart attack. So I went to get checked and sure enough I got some calcium in me. I had an angiogram on last week to make sure that it
wasn’t blocking anything. Right before I went and got my angiogram I get this video from the
office. and you’ll see it, it’s just sort of indicative of how everybody is around here. Take a look. – Rob we just want to
wish you all the luck in the world this morning. I know you’re having a procedure and I’m certain it’s gonna go well. You’ve been quite the athlete
with an 80% occlussion. Can you imagine what you’re gonna be like with like a 100% open LAD? You’re gonna be like Bruce
Jenner in the 1976 Olympics. – [Announcer] Bruce Jenner
set a new world record! – We’re looking forward
to getting you back. Love you, good luck. Can’t wait to see ya. – Love you Dr. Sigal! – Bye Dr. Sigal, we’ll see you on Friday. We’re not canceling any of your surgeries. – Look, if it doesn’t work out, I’ll take good care of your
golf clubs and your Audi, okay? Love and kisses. – Welcome to Dr. Noss’s
new Plastic Surgery Center. This is my new office. You’ll see pictures of
my lovely daughters. You may have heard of my wife Stepha who is a local celebrity as well. Dr. Sigal, it was a pleasure knowing you. I learned a lot from you during your short time on this earth. You will be missed forever. If you can please call me on Fridays, assuming you do survive this, so I can cancel the contractor, I’ve got a lot of work coming
to do the house in Oakton, and these kinds of things require a deposit that I can’t back. So, letting me know about that in advance would be much appreciated. Seriously though, you’re
gonna fly through it tomorrow, we’ll all be thinking about you, and this is gonna be your
100,000 mile check-up, you’ll probably outlive all of us between having clear coronary arteries, freshly flowing blood through
them, and a vegan lifestyle, we expect you to be
around till you’re 100. – I worked out a lot,
ate a lot of Wheaties. – Alas, poor Seagull. I knew him Oracia, a
fellow with infinite jest of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on
his back a 1,000 times, and now, how abhorred
in my imagination it is. My gourd rises at it. Here, hollowed those
lips that have kissed, how not often I know. Where be your jibes now? Your gambles, your songs,
your flashes of merriment that want to set the table on a roar. Not one to mock your own grinning. Quite the chap fallen. (quiet soft laughing)

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