Filming at BBCThree Vlog! [CC]

Filming at BBCThree Vlog! [CC]

Good morning. Today is Wednesday morning, and–it’s all right, they can do whatever they’re doing. Morning play time, apparently. So, I thought that since today and tomorrow I’m going to be filming – ooo, at the BBC – (ooo, in London) – (exciting) – that I would just make a little video and you can follow me around and see what I do, and be a bit more kind of vloggy, because I’m getting ready for Vlogmas. Yay! So, yeah, I need to do my make-up and decide what on Earth I’m wearing today. I actually don’t know. I’m gonna go get Clara to pick. Say, “Hey,” Clara! Clara: Hey! I honestly have no clue, but… I do have many options, in the wardrobe of many things. It’s very deceptive this wardrobe. It actually goes back… further than you can see! Maybe it’s a case of too many options, though, you know? Just don’t know what to go for. [Whispers] Well, yeah! Station! Clara: Yay! J: I swear you’re more excited than I am. Clara: I’m super excited, because I’ve never been to the BBC village–studio before. J: Oooo. Clara: So, that’s going to be really cool. I just really hope we don’t get lost, because it’s massive. I’ve been there before and I think we spent half an hour wandering around, trying to find the right room. It’s OK, though, we have time. We have fourteen minutes. So we’re good. Also, look, isn’t that the cutest picture? Yes! Yes, it is! OK, is the innate beauty – hello – is the innate beauty of train stations something to do with trains in general or the fact that they were built in the industrial era and I quite like industrialised architecture? Clara: I don’t know, it’s probably that. J: And we have ten minutes to spare! J: I love how – by the way, our height difference – that you have to tilt this! J: Hi. Yeah, as you were saying? No, I was saying that I had very little faith we were gonna make it to the train, but turns out we’ve got ten minutes and it’s not like I don’t trust you… J: But it is! The getting ready process–you guys couldn’t imagine how long so I worried. J: To be fair, everything I do takes twice as long as for anyone else to do it. Yeah, but your make-up and hair are very thorough. Like, it took me five minutes to do the full thing in mine. J: Well…I’m very particular. J: Pumpkin spice! Clara: Yay. J: Ruddy love pumpkins! Clara: I’m not a fan. J: She’s not a fan, but I love everything pumpkin. J: How can you not love pumpkins, Clara? Explain yourself. Clara: I find them deeply…meh. J: I feel like I’ve been wounded inside! J: My God, there are stairs everywhere. Right, we’re now hunting for a Boots, because I have left my white eyeliner and I’ve suddenly decided that this is the most important thing ever and I really need it, and I just can’t be without it. Also Lemsip. Mainly Lemsip. I’m living on Lemsip right now. Money off, but only on the horrible flavours that no one buys. Where does Google say we’re going, Clara? Google says we are gonna cross, and then to the right. It’s easier to blame it on Google if I’m wrong. J: Ohh, very true. J: Oh, no, I actually have to go through. Go, go, go! I’m not strong enough to push this door. Oh dear. So, you know, I was actually born in London but I am quite a country girl. I like it for visits, though. Clara: Yeah, it’s really nice, and now we are at a point where we work in London at least once or twice a month but I’m very happy I don’t have to come here every day. Only cross with the green figure, Clara! Green. The green man. Cross. We decided not to run for the one in five minutes, largely because I can’t run or walk quickly. And also because I’m so thirsty and hungry! Clara: Let’s try here? Ooo, God, it smells so good, but it smells like pasty and I can’t eat pastry, but damn it I wish I could. You would think I could have one of these bars because they’re like “gluten-free and blah blah blah,” but then, even if they say sugar-free, they have some other kind of sugar in. So I feel a little bit like I might faint and I made a big mistake with my eating today. Clara’s nodding behind the camera like, “Yeah, Jessica!” “Yeah.” OK, so notes for tomorrow: Eat enough lunch. Because that little – oh, OK – that little pot of green was not enough but now I have veg crisps and an apple and hopefully that will get me home. And of course my caffeine. Can’t live without. Maybe I should sit down before I fall down. That seems like a good plan. You’re filming me taking a selfie of myself; that is so meta I am in so much pain right now. I feel like I’m gonna vomit. But let’s go find my wife! I wanna go home. OK, so Jessica made me turn on the camera to say that things – J: Life lessons. Life lessons. Every time we go to London, we learn a bit more of how manageable it is for Jessica to work in London So today we found out that a small bowl of damn green vegetables is not enough food. No. So, when she says, “No, I don’t need the sushi in Brighton Station! I’ll live!” No. We get the sushi at Brighton Station. J: Get the sushi. J: That’s the lesson of the day. Get the sushi. [Greetings] C: You all right? J: Hello. Hello. Good morning. It’s Thursday morning now. We’re supposed to leave in about–well, in about twenty minutes. Just going to talk to you while I finish putting on my make-up. I was kind of just–I was kind of thinking about yesterday’s filming. When we talked about break-ups and so on and so forth and I feel a bit guilty. Even though I didn’t, you know, no identifying information. Oh, this lens is really dirty, one sec. And yeah, even though there was very much no identifying information, so on and so forth, I’ve only been out with one person other than Claud, so it’s kind of obvious who I’m talking about. But! If a story involves you, doesn’t it make it your story? And your truth, and something that you can share without having to ask the other person because you were there? Or because it’s something that involves two people – well, actually, in this case, our families as well – but two people… Does that mean you have to get the other person’s permission to talk about it? Although, if that is the case, I think many YouTube videos are apparently not allowed. I don’t know, that’s just–I now feel weird, I now feel weird talking about break-ups and whatnot and a bit guilty. It’s also really weird when someone else is filming and editing you because you can’t go back and go, “Oh, God, really shouldn’t have said that!” Delete! “Cut that bit out!” No. Anyway, I don’t know. You watch it. Come back to me. Tell me what you think. Tell me whether you think it’s OK and it’s fine; there’s nothing to be too worried about or what. Just going to keep putting my make-up on. Hello! I know, I’m wearing sunglasses inside; that’s not very cool. So, Claud’s driving us to the station today rather than getting a taxi, which is great because it means, you know, we drive at the right time …if she’s actually ready to go! which she’s not. So, I’m currently Googling alternate routes, because we what, Claud? ‘Cause we what? We’re going to miss our train. C: Yeah, but there’s roadworks. That’s why. J: Yeah! Yeah, there are, God damn it. Although, we were discussing this the other day and we said that, when we’re older and we have kids, our family, we’re always going to be late. “When we’re older.” OK, next year. Not that much older. C: Hopefully our two month old baby’s not going to be like, “You’re always late!” J: That’s true! J: Maybe when they just start [?] C: They’ll, like, Makaton it to us. How do you even do that? C: They probably will, actually. J: Oh, that’s going to be–oh, God, I hope not. Anyway. But we were like, you know what? Our family, we’re always going to be late. We’re always going to be slightly messy. C: Yeah. C: I was like, “It’s a Fozard tradition, OK?” and you were like, “It’s kind of a Kellgren one, too.” C: I’m like, “They’re like double…” J: Yeah, Kellgren-Fozards, this is what you get. We’re late, we’re a bit messy, but we’re always happy and full of love. Hopefully my hair is doing better today than yesterday. It was so drizzly! So upset. J: That was actually really cool. I quite appreciated that, actually. C: My mobile forehead. J: I’m not gonna lie, that’s so sexy. That kind of did something for me, there. C: Easily pleased. J: Yeah, if we didn’t have to go and film I would jump you right now. But we do, so come on! J: So we’re finished. Yay! J: And now it’s time for my pills. C: Yeah. C: Have you got them? J: Yeah, I’ve got them, and–food! because I made egg fried rice this morning and now I’ve just got a fork from the Vietnamese man. No, a man on a Vietnamese stall. The fact that he’s Vietnamese doesn’t actually play into his giving me the fork. C: How do you know he was? Just because he’s selling at a Vietnamese food stall and he looks slightly Asian. C: He could be Chinese. C: He could be Thai. He could be Malaysian. Did you ask him? J: He could be Malaysian, I’ll give you that. C: Woah, I’ve gotta keep these on. J: How do you think I did, wife? C: You did really, really well. J: I’m gonna eat these while we talk. C: Yeah, I think you did really well. J: Good. C: Like, I could tell you were a bit tired and hot at the beginning; you had a little bit of time to just relax into it but I think that was fine, you know, and then I sort of gave you a little pep talk. I said, “Just imagine you’re at Sam and Julia’s party and you’re talking to one of their friends who doesn’t know anything and you’re trying to educate them about disability facts and figures,” and then one she was like – and then the girl was like – “List your…” J: “Tell me some facts and figures.” C: “Tell me some facts,” and then you got really into, like, your Jessica vibe. C: Because you were like, “Oh, well I know lots of stuff, actually, yeah.” J: I really love facts and figures. C: Yeah, you do, you know loads of stuff. J: Like how homosexuality has been found in over 1,500 different species J: That doesn’t necessarily relate to disability, but… J: There we go. J: Do you like it? Is it nice? C: Yeah. C: That was one really big, sticky bit of rice J: Yeah, yeah. J: There’s a lot of clumps of rice in this. C: Isn’t there a whole YouTube channel where some people just sit down and eat different meals with the camera? J: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. C: So that people feel like they’re sharing a meal with them? J: Yeah, and people who live stream and stuff. J: I think they do it in places like Hong Kong a lot, because people eat individually; they don’t sit down and eat with their families. C: So they have like a Skype call, but rather than it being Skype, they’re doing it on YouTube so they can have a meal with, like, twenty thousand people? J: Yeah, yeah. J: So, this one girl sits there eating some food and talking a bit, and then twenty thousand people watch her doing that, and that makes them feel not alone. C: OK J: There you go. J: I think it’s largely girls. C: Oh, is it because it’s slightly pornographic? C: Why did we get onto this?! C: We’re gonna go to China Town in a minute. J: Yeah, we’re going to get stuff for Steamboat on Saturday. C: We’re going to have some scenes of our rest of our day in London now. C: Hope you enjoy! J: Aww, so just had a very classic moment where we walked across the road and I was staring at Claud with all that look of love in my eyes, like “Oh, I just love you so much” and there was this twenty-something chap coming the other way, and he looked at me like… [Gasp] “Me?!” And I just went… and just stared at Claudia like, “…Claudia!” “No, it’s him!” And his little face went from [excited] to [disappointed] C: Mine! J: Yes. [Mwah] No one steals your lady! C: No. C: What are you perving on? J: What? C: I said who are you perving on? J: I’m just enjoying some history, Claudia. J: Look, his face was chopped off. J: Charles the second. J: It’s beautiful. C: This is a London talking tour with Jessica. C: The history of Soho. C: I don’t know what Charles the second had to do with Soho. C: Was he a raging gay? J: Quite possibly. J: I mean, I can’t say for sure. I never met the chap and I never saw him engaging in any kind of homosexual conduct, but… C: Wait. C: Stop. C: Wait, you’re saying you’re not from George’s – George? Charles? Henry? Edward? – J: George the second. C: George the second’s era?! C: I thought you would’ve met him! J: Oh, no, it was Charles! 20th century house! What? I just like saying things out loud. C: I thought you were going to give us some amazing fact about 20th century houses. C: I was like, “Oh, is it like a film studio or something?” C: No. J: Twentieth century house! C: She just likes to prove she can read. J: Pub. J: Sparkly Nandos. J: Gay Nandos! J: We’re in China Town! J: We’re gonna get some Malaysian food, because…obviously J: Malaysian food. J: And I’m really hungry, and my feet hurt. J: Actually, they look really bad, as well. J: I did not realise that before I made you look at them. J: You don’t need to zoom in! C: What is it? J: It’s nasi lemak. And I’m so excited, because when we went to Malaysia I couldn’t eat rice and this is the first nasi lemak I can eat J: These are all of our goodies. J: You can see here. J: They’re ready for the hot pot this weekend. J: We’ve got egg noodles–boring, I can’t eat those. J: Then we’ve got fish-flavoured tofu! J: Which is like a freeze block, basically, of frozen tofu. J: You could smack someone with this. J: Quite a good bag! I think that’s enough. J: Beansprouts! J: Some rice noodles. Good stuff. J: And some more noodles. J: Hii! J: Oh, hello! J: Hello, you two! Oh, my gosh. J: Hi!


  • Evie Sharp says:

    This is a lovely video Jessica! ❤️

  • Michelle Tackett says:

    The more I see you two, the more excited I get about having a wife soon. Keep being so adorable and lovely girls.

  • Simran V says:

    18:26 WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS BEAUTY AND IS IT RAINBOW AND GAY INSIDE? (btw the voice made me cry with laughter it was so funny)

  • Lisa Madeleine Smith says:

    Love your red coat!

  • Freya Jackson says:

    sit down before you fall down, a good life motto 👏

  • Elizabeth Bulfer says:

    I can't wait to see what you filmed!

    So, in regards to the question about telling a story that involves another person… I think that's okay if you leave everything focused on your part of the story and leave out identifying info. Like, anyone that knows who you're talking about probably knows some of the story anyway (I'd imagine). A lot of our lives are shaped by other people, and if you couldn't talk about people, then you couldn't tell any of your story.

    The homosexuality in other species thing is always so fascinating to me! I love it! Especially penguins…! Homosexual penguins are essential for the groups because they adopt and raise abandoned chicks! Which is, pretty much, the cutest thing EVER! (And penguins are adorable)

    Also, what in the world is Lemsip?! I don't think we have it here…

  • toff358 says:

    Yet another most excellent travelogue ladies, and covering some London spots that are very familiar to me. Soho looks a lot less sleazy than it used to and no, Charles II was not known as the "Merry Monarch" in any gay sense – he simply knew how to have a good time.. The contemporary evidence is rampantly to the contrary in fact, including the fathering of at the very least a dozen illegitimate children that he acknowledged (probably in fact there were rather more that he didn`t) by seven mistresses. Odds fish and Gadzooks! The man certainly knew how to be a King! (^_^) Rodger xx

  • The #1 Kill Joy says:

    V L O G M A S

    I am ready for you

  • Sadie0777 says:

    These types of videos are my favorite!!! Thank you!

  • Smudgie33 says:

    In answer to you request I had a blind date once that when we met in a Soho restaurant she gave me a colouring book as a gift… She was nice enough but we didn’t click. lol

  • Grace Law says:

    Clara is a treasure. As, of course, are you, Jessica, but I feel Clara is underappreciated by the YouTube crowd as the other side of your coin.

  • Annie Elainey says:

    Aww, I can TOTALLY relate to that guilt/anxious feeling after interviews! Every time I do one I am so scared I said something I shouldn't have said or could have worded better, if something came out in a way that I didn't mean, sigh. I'm not sure but honestly, talking about my ex (no names or anything) on the radio might've gotten me blocked…. but it's our truth and shaped OUR experience! :/


    I need to watch last year's Vlogmas videos before December arrives!

  • Teaveezed123 says:

    Red really is your colour.👌🏻

  • Ayanda Mmabatho says:

    cant get enough of the two of you! love u guys

  • Elishna says:

    Will you guys ever do a meet and greet in London? 🙂

  • apntv says:

    Nice vlog Jessica 🙂

  • Erin Byers says:

    i have the bell icon notifications on but I'm still not getting notified when you post 🙁

  • Lucy the Mermaid says:

    Really enjoyed this style of video from you, super excited for your Vlogmas!!! Also, I say it everytime, but you and Claudia are so so adorable and made for each other 😘

  • TwilightMuseLover says:

    I've recently begun doing Auslan classes (Australian sign language) and I've introduced all my classmates and my teacher to your videos and they love them!! the teacher's going to be introducing her other Auslan students to your videos on deaf culture!! 😀

  • sofske says:

    i am so happy that i found your channel bc now when i don't feel good, i can watch your videos and just feel a lot better, tysm for making these videos, i love you guys so much

  • Simone Renee says:

    Can't wait for vlogmas after watching this 😁

  • Mahari Wynn13 says:

    You and Claudia are so blessedly adorable! I want to wrap you up in rainbows and protect you forever!

  • Selena Arweiler says:

    I love the dress you're wearing the second day. I have it as well.

  • Scoops Ahoy says:

    Ffs im crying haha. Sparkley Nandos, Gay Nandos

  • Marianne Aarseth says:

    Aaaawww, me and my friend strolled around in Soho this summer, we were at Adeles last concert in June, took a tattoo at tattoo13 in Soho 😁 And as always, a lovely vlog to watch from you 😘

  • moss Martinez says:

    Let's hear it for Claudia , is she not the hottest ! 😍 Their love for each other is so beautiful!😅 Both of you ladies rock !🤗🤗🤗

  • Nathalia Araujo says:

    Your video always make me feel happy! I had a tough day and I was really upset, but after watching this video I feel so much better 🙂 Btw Clara seems an amazing person, so nice to see her more in your vlogs!

  • Emma says:

    I love Chinatown I normally go every year!!! Especially during Chinese New Year

  • Abstract Moon says:

    I also find Pumpkins deeply meh.

  • Isabella Chirico says:

    Recently, I introduced my current partner to my ex, who I have worked hard to maintain a good relationship with (we have many mutual friends etc.) After meeting and having a brief conversation, my ex took me aside, paused, and said "you're not your best self when you're with them." So that's my weird ex tidbit.

  • Ari Blue says:

    Fantastic video! I think you're fine talking about you're past relationship. After all it is you're past not anyone else's.

  • razmataz13drums says:

    i thought I saw you on a bb3 advert! it was a quick flash, but you have a pretty distinctive style 🙂 very cool indeed. ps i re-watched the 'sparkly nandos' bit a couple of times!

  • therushindoll says:

    Excellent video lovely! What lipstick are you wearing? It’s beautiful! Xx

  • joyful journey says:

    I had so much fun watching this! You guys are all so lovely. Jessica, your hair is sooo red! What did you do to make it brighter?
    Also, I loled when you started naming things randomly haha.

  • Kev G says:

    Thank you

  • Kate Cook says:

    I am having such a great day catching up on your videos!!
    I've been thinking a similar thing regarding ex's. After 10 months of no contact, mine recently asked that I delete all photos of us/her on my social media. I did it (it took quite some time) as I thought maybe I need her consent to have those photos there. But then again, she didn't have to keep looking on my social media to see them, and we have no mutual friends or anything so it's not like it would have affected her anyway. 
    Also, well done for the BBC filming – it was awesome!! I relate strongly to everything you said about your ex and how you felt afterwards. I still feel that way, but I'm glad you spoke about your experiences as it makes me hopeful to know you felt like this and then met wonderful Claudia. I know I always tell you that you give me hope but you really do, and the way you do that is by being such an open and honest person. So no, I don't think you should feel guilty for taking about people from your past – it's certainly your story to tell 🙂 Xx

  • you must not know dick about starkid says:

    I found you via BBC!

  • TheSUPERHAPPY1 says:

    I’d totally watch if you made mukbang videos!😃

  • Emory Vale says:

    Love the music choice in this one! Faster Car is a catchy song.

  • Amsterz B says:

    Thanks for taking us along on your adventures! You're a beautiful person!

  • Jill Kealling says:

    I wonder what Jessica thinks Clara's accent sounds like. She says she remembers accents but can't hear them anymore, so I want to know what her brain slots in for our favorite spaniard. Do it! Do it!

  • Sarah Stuart says:

    Always get the sushi! Damn I want sushi now…

  • nuaxiem says:

    Is Claudia Malaysian or something ? Sorry I’m new here and I’m curious on jessica’s obsession with malaysia haha

  • Nyli the Frenchy says:

    It's nice to realise that I'm not the only one who can't stop myself from kissing my lady any time here face comes near mine. Is that a lesbian thing ? My straight friends don't do it.

  • raboox9 says:

    Nasi lemak in a Jessica video! 💟

  • Sarah J says:

    Amazing + Malaysian = Amamalaysian.

    You're welcome! 😂

  • NothingToNoOneInParticular says:

    Walter & Tilley are like…"OMG WE NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING HOME! WE LOVE YOU." Got to love fur babies reactions.

  • Shala Carter says:

    Hello, J essica! How on God's green earth do you manage all of that walking? And those stairs! I have decided that I will never go to London! Not that it was a consideration, really. Why don't you rent a wheelchair? Or bring your own?

  • Tirzah McPherson says:

    Late, a bit messy, happy and full of love… is a wonderful family motto!

  • Suz Wainwright says:

    Wow so glad you mentioned the people eating meals videos, never knew about them and although I love spending lots of time alone (husband is a chef and I work normal day hours) I often have to eat alone and feel a bit weird eating in silence as I come from a family who always ate together at least once or twice a day.

  • Melissa says:

    I actually got lucky. I only dated one person and now we are married. We have been married for 10 years and known each other for 13.

  • A Reyes says:

    Jess is so pretty. Clara is amazing. You guys are so funny.

  • Jillian Siehlmann says:

    Are there elevators/lifts you could use instead of all those stairs??!

  • Ayu Pambudi says:

    I like this video really.. especially the eating part so romantic

  • ThatDutchguy says:

    14:00 It's often quite hard to spot the difference between Indonesian, Singaporian, Philipine, Timorese, Thai and Malaysian's.

    Sometimes depending on were in the country they are from, its even hard to distinguish the difference between Vietnamese, Cambodian and Chinese Cantonese with the before mentioned nationalities.

    Even if one is mixed with European heritage it's not easy because with Indonesian's, Singaporian's and Malaysian's there's a lot of Dutch gene's from the colonial era left behind.

    With the Timorese there's both Dutch and Portuguese left in there, again, from the different colonial era's.

    The Philippines it's alot of Spanish, Portuguese and all kinds of American mixed heritages left in there because of colonialism and Dutch, Ottoman and Arab via trade over the centuries.

    Vietnam and Cambodia alot of French gene's from their colonial past and again all kinds of American and Australian mixed heritages from the Vietnam war.

    Only the Thai are more homogeneous and unmixed, still, it's bloody hard to differentiate between them all.

    Even their respective kitchens look, smell and taste very, very similar with the exception of Chinese Cantonese of course, although you'll find some surprisingly similar dishes there aswell from time to time.

    So, who knows were the gentleman is from, you might be right though, he could be Malaysian Claudia, but than again…..xD.

  • Wesley says:

    I'd watch a pretty woman eat food…
    I did just watch two pretty women eat food. 😮

  • Wesley says:

    "I never met the chap and I never saw him engage in any sort of homosexual conduct."
    That's one of the most British things I've ever heard.

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