Men Wear Makeup For A Week • The Test Friends

Men Wear Makeup For A Week • The Test Friends


– I look like Brooke Shields. Oh shit. (theme music) – For this challenge, since we only have two dudes of the Test Friends, we’re inviting along our friend, Curly. – I’ve been recruited to join the Test Friends. – I know the basics of make-up, essential like the words foundation– – I don’t really know
the difference between concealer or cover up. – So we got the whole week to sort of figure this out and go through a trial and error process. And then, Friday we
have the holiday party, which I think Ryan and
Curly sort of forgot about. – Aw, fuck! (laughs) – The days leading up to the holiday party will let me hone my craft. – Make-up, that’s what we’re doing now, I guess. – We’re here at the mecca of make-up. – [Shane] None of us have
any experience with this. – It’s easy.
– It’s easy? – It’s easy.
– Okay. – “Voo-doo prince”, “Man-scaper”, “Bush Master”, that’s me! – [Shane and Curly] Bush master. – [Shane] You’re the bush master? (laughs) – Bush master, butt plugs. – Where did the butt plug come in? – That pink thing looks like a butt plug. How could I know about butt plugs? – Don’t put that in my
face after you say that! – Butt plug. – Get in here. – Is there like a thing that we could do to fill in my beard? – Yes, we can do that too. – Let’s do it! – [Ryan] Wait, I don’t
see what’s happening. – It’s beauty. That’s what’s happening. – [Ryan] Oh, shit. – [Shane] That is incredible. (snaps) – Daddy wants, daddy want that too. – [Shane] Your eyebrows get pretty thin on the sides though. It’s gonna look like someone just drew (overlapping talking and laughing) – [Shane] So just sort
of gunks up the hair that’s already there. – [Henry] Yeah, yeah. – Oh, that was definitely darker. – [Henry] Yeah. – Should I fill in the other eyebrow? – [Shane] Oh, come on!
I would like to see you walk around like this – Go ahead and do it. I bet you can do it yourself.
– Oh, shit. – Okay, a little heavy. A little heavy in the wrong spots, too. – [Shane] A little heavy, buddy. – I got that Marty’s Chris Hazy look now. – [Ryan] Do you feel fresh? – No. (laughs) – There is something different about it. – It being my face? – [Ryan] The skin tone’s
all one color now. – You know, if I get up real close, it looks like the Utah salt flats. – Whoa, you’re right. There’s a little eggshell-ish
stuff going on there. – Yeah. – [Henry] Nice, so let’s go down to Kayla and get you checked out. – [Shane] Great!
– Cool. – Okay. – I’m so happy. – This is day one. It’s pretty early right now. – [Voiceover] It’s 8:15. – I know but right now, I normally would be asleep and I’m not asleep. – Just gonna wing this. – I’m not nervous bacause I’ve secretly have been wearing it all weekend anyways. – I might ask my girlfriend for help one hundred percent. She works in an office. She needs the make-up. She doesn’t need the make-up (laughs) – This is so fun. – This is silly. – [Shane] It was very reassuring to know that, well I look like shit, but 10 minutes from now, I’m gonna look like Ryan Seacrest. I have a tiny little zit
popping up over here. Where’d it go? You can’t even tell. – I look dead. – No you don’t. Why do you look dead? – Because my face is all one tone and it only happens when you’re dead. – So what I do is I put the beard on. Try not to put too much. – Holy cow! Those are brows. – I don’t know if I’m doing it right. I just go like (gagging). – And I’m just gonna, okay, there’s a lot. – I don’t think we need to put anymore on. – Guess that’s what I’m
gonna look like today. – Such beauty. I did try out different techniques. In the beginning, like I said, I was filling in my eyebrows
a little bit too much, and Mallory noticed it. – They look like one caterpillar. (laughs) – And it’s a little furry. But still sexy. – [Shane] There was one morning where I was running a little late and I had no time to do it. Am I gonna go into work looking like this though? No. This is trash. There’s a new standard now and I have to adhere to it. So I’m going to have to apply my make-up in the Uber car that is arriving shortly. The man in front didn’t
really give me weird looks. He seemed cool with it. – [Ryan] People at work did say I looked “glowing”. – The boys are wearing make-up and it’s weirding me out how lovely they look. They look beautiful! – [Ryan] I think she was just being nice. She knew what was going on. I don’t know if it was a legit compliment. I’m not gonna take it as that. – My beautiful boys! (laughs) – It only took my 30 minutes to do this. – Today is our holiday party and the last day that we will
have to be wearing make-up. – Kind of gotta make sure
that my make-ups like not half-assed today. – It was fun knowing that I had this little
extra fancy step to do and that I was gonna be a little fancy man going to the party with these little fancy make-up. – In the midst of the
chaos of the holiday party, we all somehow got together
and took a picture. – [Curly] Everybody looked great. Shane’s skin looks flawless. Ryan, I couldn’t even tell
actually, was wearing make-up. – [Ryan] We were all pretty out of it. But it was a good time. I think we came out with a solid photo booth picture. – [Curly] I think there
is a stigma behind make-up but I think that there’s something very empowering about putting on a little bit of war paint, if you will. – I don’t know. I just think it’s silly
that we live in this society where people are kind of pressured into looking a certain way everyday. I don’t really think that’s fair or right. – I’m not gonna wear it again probably. But I can certainly see the advantages. I didn’t really feel like I was ever enhancing my beauty in any way. It was just kind of damage control. – Make-up is dope. You can hide behind it. You can enhance it. It’ll give you a little
bit more confidence. It might take some away. – I now know what it’s like to have to do this every morning and it’s not fun. – Look at me. This is a success story. Kind of. A little pale. – [Ryan] I could sit here all day. – [Curly] Also, you guys don’t know where those brushes have been. – I mean, it’s just on
other peoples’ faces. It’s not like someone’s brushing their ass cheeks over here.

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