Ok my people We are going to start a new clown show here with this girl She is my daughter but I honestly don’t like how she does her makeup. Poor thing’s makeup is horrible. But that’s what she likes so… What can I do? We’re going to start with a flour eyeshadow all over her face Let’s see how it looks on her. Will you look at that. She’s going to apply just mud all over her face. Wow. With what is she going to apply that? With sandpaper. OMG you’re going to sand your face with sandpaper daughter of my life! Oh my god. This girls nowadays like to apply shit on their faces, will you look at that. We keep on acting here in the clown show And she keeps applying flour upon flour on her face More still? Wow.. I cant believe it The girls now a days put so much on their face my god I do not like it and this girl loves to put so much on I tell her, girl you don’t need to plaster so much on. And now you’re going to put that on What is that ? Well here we are watching how this girl acts how she keeps applying more and more and more and more and more flour I think we’re going to use more than a kilo of flour Oh Lessly! But maybe in the end it will be a good result with all that flour lets see the results, once she’s finished What is that? lets see What is this girl still putting on? Look at her! She can do this all by herself.. like we say in Mexico, look at her, she has fast paced hands and now… What is that? For her eye bags So her skunk eyes wont be seen So you wont see the big eye bags she has Perhaps a raccoon HOLA! or what did it say ? What does that end up being ? Hola ? Oh for the… to give form to the skinny hog cheeks she has So they don’t look so big And here we go again.. smearing black stuff onto the eyebrows look at that.. Ehh, wow kind of looks like the eyebrows of a killer clown What is that.. my god.. giving shape to the killer brows would you look at that? She’s unbelievable Now the other one And here we keep putting more and more Brushing them a bit more flour So much powder to whiten up the face They’re brown and put white makeup on to look whiter White face and a tan ass neck If you’re going to do your makeup then do your makeup with colors… SEPHORA What is that, that sephora What could that Sephora end up being? would you look at that I dont understand it… is it ULTA? ULTA? now ULTA …How many things are you using girl ? just look at that.. Its like flour but in a smaller container MUA Continuing on with the eyeshadows now supposedly eyeshadow but I don’t see anything Pure flour is what this girl is putting on we continue with the flour and more flour theres a hint of color there Shes great at moving the brushes If only she moved the broom at the house like that or is she also that great at washing dishes at the house? and what is that? something else? more glitter I think this girl is going to have a clown show Because of the colors shes applying on herself its for like attending a clown show Look at her! Even her little finger is good for applying makeup With the Eyechadows We’re going to put pink colored eye-CHadows on our lid I think it’s because that’s how pink her butt is too probably. [in spanish the word for pink can also mean rash] This girl. Look at her. She loves pink. I think it’s because her behind has a rash [is as pink] right now. I think. Look. “Hija de su madre.” [ roughly: Son/Daughter of a bitch] Look at her. and redding her mouth [redding as in rash] [cackels in spanish] And we continue. Let’s see what else… …we’re gonna… …we’re gonna smear on those… eyelids of… of what? “MondooSH” MongdooSH Is it made of monda, or what?
[monda (Columbia): penis] [laughs to self in spanish] Just look. so much glitter on the eyes i believe in this girl, look at her. “Oh su madre…”
[roughly: well shit] She’s good at moving/using a brush. Look. Son (Daughter) of a bitch. Nah, well who tf knows what that is. She’s gonna put more black shit on her eyes, look. Son of a bitch…
[Daughter of her mother] And those lines… …those freeway lines. She’s outlining the freeway over there, look. son of a bitch she looks like one of those devils from over there… the one’s that pop out at you in mexico the ones that pop out at you at night look at her like those vampires “daughter of your mother…” mid-swerve she’d fall apart and we keep putting black shit on the eyes a little bit more black stuff okay now what is this? to decorate her eye boogers there, i think. a little bit of color for the eye boogers “Mool-cheel” to cover up the bones the cheekbones she got right there on the cheeks a little bit of figure for the cheeks for that little bone that’s right up there *mumbles* look so it can cover up the hair she has on the forehead all that fuzz she has now what are you attaching on? the hairs you’re putting on more hair, but you already have some. the Rolalas she’s gonna put on the Rolalas now the Ro-Lahs she’s putting on the RoLahLahs el “Col-OR Pop” Ah-ren-ING Ah-ren-Bick look, the mouth with paints to give it color to those bulky brown lips of hers Look at ‘er. all the paint the bf gonna swallow well, looking at her now she might not turn out that bad, the woman Look at her. Gu-ooooh how cute, my girl i hope that you all enjoyed it put “like” and support this idiot right here okay? till later BAIIIIII
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