Sex & the Kitty Girl: Watch Act 1 of S4 E9 | RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars

Sex & the Kitty Girl: Watch Act 1 of S4 E9 | RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars


-Oh, my God. Oh, we love and miss
Manila already. “Driver, kill it.
See you out there.” Manila. -Manila just went home, girl.
The choppery. She had three wins
under belt. Chopped. That is a gag. Ha! The goop. And I’m living for it. Tens across the board. Tens. -That was wild. -It was. It was a bitch.
[Monique] The goop. -I feel guilty, ’cause she was like
in the bottom. That was her first time ever
in the bottom, so that must be a gag feeling,
but… -Why don’t you erase this
and we can talk about it. -Got it.
-Yeah, quickly. -Clearly this is
your first time, honey. [all laugh]
-I’m a rookie. -Lean into it.
There you go. Aah! -I have been giving my all
this entire time, and it feels good
to finally prove I am a threat and I can do more
than turn a look. I am such a good performer. Honestly, I really am.
[laughs] -Okay, I just got
to just get it all out. -Just get it out.
-Get it out, bitch. -First of all,
I am like–I’m gagged that Manila is gone.
[Monique] The goopery. -Like I was like this bitch was her first time
in the bottom, and she’d won
the most challenges. -The goop.
No, bitch, we were… [Monét laughs] -Manila deserves to be
in the competition, like so far to the end. -According to her track record. -Her track record. -Girl, I’m just gagged. I definitely think
that up until now the eliminations
have been pretty fair. But now it’s all out the window. I mean, girl, Manila
just got ran over, bitch. I just gotta get comfortable. [Naomi] Let’s get serious. -Okay, shady princess. Like what was your reasoning? [Naomi] I think
a lot of different reasons. Yes, Manila has been doing
so well in the competition, but I don’t know if she
necessarily had my back. I sent Manila home
because.. I wanted to. Manila was crazy competition, and that’s dope, but… I decided to save Latrice
’cause I owe it to her. She saved my ass last week. If it looks shady, so be it. I have a close relationship
with you, so I chose you. -Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
I love you, too. -How do you feel
about Manila going home when she was a wreck
because she couldn’t save you? -And, bitch, we mean a wreck.
She was sobbing. -Girl. -Sashay away. -Thank y’all. [applause] -[sobs] -I mean, like… -You wanna win, bitch.
[bleep] that. Say it. -No, I–
-Say that. -But I really, really
saw her here with me through to the end,
you know what I mean? It comes down
to someone has to go, and if it’s me or her,
like, you know, of course I want to stay. My love has never wavered
for her. I just–
We can’t have it both ways. -I want to know
who Monét picked. -Yes, bitch. It’s tax season.
Show the receipts. -I chose Manila’s ass, too. [all laugh and scream] -Wow! -Manila shaded me. [Manila] I’m sorry, girl. -And even though we had resolved
it and we spoke, bitch, I’m a petty bitch
from Brooklyn. I hold onto grudges. -Damn! Damn!
[Monique] #TeamPettyBitch. [Monét] I’m petty, girl. Manila played a shady game,
and it got her out, girl. Like, she was willing to
send me home to save her friend. so I am not hesitant to
show these girls this lipstick. I wish I would have
done it onstage. I would not have given
a backstory. No explanation.
Just my lipstick. [Trinity] Look, hold up. Okay. I’m just…I’m just like
all kinds of everywhere. -I think that
you are living for this. -She’s living for it.
She’s living for it. -Okay, no. No, listen.
[Monét] She loves the drama. This is shady. -This is some shade–
No, listen. Let me finish what I’m saying. You are a [bleep shady bitch
for doing that. -Why? -And you’re a [bleep]
shady bitch for doing that. But thank you so much.
[all laugh] -I think we’re realizing
that this competition now we’re not going to be
judging it fairly. Because what’s fair? -Right. -Life’s not fair.
[Monét] Life’s not fair. -Get used to it. -So, bitch, good luck
and you, you cross me, you going home next. -I’m nervous. I’m nervous. Manila went home
because she was competition. And at this point,
I am tied with Monét for the most wins
in the competition. So, girl, I might be next
on the chopping block. -Stunning! Wakeesha, carry your ass
to the grocery store and get me some tampons! I don’t trust
none of these ho’s. I mean, they sent Manila home. No one is safe. So the only way to be safe
is to be in the top. -♪ RuPaul’s Drag Race ♪ [RuPaul] The winner of
RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics, a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $100,000. With extra-special guest judges
Felicity Huffman and Jason Wu. -♪ RuPaul’s Drag Race ♪ -♪ May the best woman ♪ -♪ Best woman win ♪ -♪ She’s a super star ♪ -Yay.
[hums] [clapping]
♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Superstar ♪ [Naomi] It’s a new day
in the workroom, and we are finally,
[bleep] finally at the top five. It feels so good. -Girl, we are at the final,
like, the ending, girl. Like we’re coming up
on the finish line. -Finish line, henny. -This is the top five
I had envisioned. I prayed, and I said, Jesus, I want a highly
melanin-ated top. And you know,
she’s had black in her, so… [all laugh] -Yeah, Trinity,
what’s it like to be white? [all laugh] [alarm] [RuPaul] Ooh, girl. She done already
done had herses. Ladies.
At brunch with friends, funny how quickly
the conversation turns to sex, maple bacon, and shequels. Still, I couldn’t help
but wonder, who are these queens, and what the hell
they doing up in my movie? [all laugh] -Hello, hello, hello.
-Hi. -Ladies, look at
my top five All Stars. [cheers and applause] -Now, today,
we’re paying tribute to a true pop culture
phenomenon, an iconic TV and film series that is beloved by girls
and gays around the globe. -Drag Race?
-[laughs] [RuPaul]
For this week’s maxi challenge, you’ll be over-acting
in a Ru Hollywood story about a movie shequel we’re calling
Sex and the Kitty, Girl 3. [laughter and applause]
[Trinity] Oh, yes! Sickening!
-Meow. -Yes, henny.
#AllStars4. Starring
in a dishy mockumentary that includes both
shady behind-the-scenes drama and scripted movie scenes, you’ll each parody
one of the shequel stars. Now, there’s SJP, who plays the fashion-crazed
New York City columnist. There’s Kristen, who plays
her prissy, art-dealer friend. Cynthia, who plays the sassy,
cynical lawyer. And then there’s Kim, who plays
the over-sexed publicist. And then there’s K-Jo,
who’s back to reprise her role as the eighties party girl
who fell out of the window. Splat. [all laugh] -Now, to help you get
into character, you can use hair
by Rock Star Wigs. Now, you’ll all get
a copy of the script, but Naomi, since you were
last week’s top All Star, you get to assign the roles. -♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun ♪ [hiss] -We are just one week away from the grand finale
of All Stars 4. So keep calm and carry on. [Monét laughs]
-Yes. [RuPaul] Oh,
and while you’re at it, start your engines,
and may the best All Star win. [cheers and laughter] [Naomi] ♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪ ♪ It’s your sex ♪ -Sex and the City
acting moment, girl. -Sex and the Kitty,
Girl. [Naomi] I love
Sex and the City. I’ve seen every episode
five times over. I’m always quoting it
with all my friends. I put a bird on my head. He couldn’t even
get out the car. Are you guys ready
to go through the script? [Latrice] Sure.
[Trinity] Yeah. -Let’s do it. -K-Jo, who’s she? Now, I really don’t know
a whole lot about the show, but I surely know that she
was not one of the main four. -She’s the friend
that came in as a mess. She’s an old party girl.
[Naomi] Yeah. -I was still living at home
with my mom then. No, we didn’t have cable. She didn’t want me watching HBO ’cause she didn’t want me
to look at naked women. Maybe a boob or two
would have helped me, you know. -I’m excited. -I’ll choose
Sarah Jessica Parker, SJP. -Uh-uh. [Naomi] I’m gonna take
the biggest part for myself, because at this point
in the competition, everyone here is trying to win
just like me. Then I’m trying to show
the judges that I am here, I am present, I deserve a crown. So I have to play it to win. -I wanna be K-Jo. -I would love Kim.
-I would love Kim, as well. -Is there a reason why
one of you guys would love Kim? -I just feel like I– -‘Cause I’m the older,
slutty, sexy one. I don’t know much
about Sex and the City, but I really want Kim
because I relate to the role. Kim is a cougar. She’s still sleeping
with everybody. That is me in… 30 years, bitch. -I want Kim. [Trinity] Girl, me, too. -I feel like I can be
very slutty as well, and also, I just feel like
my voice lends itself to Kim. I feel like
that’s what’s calling me. -Yeah, she does
kind of sound, you know… [Monét] Right.
-Mannish. -Very. I love Sex and the City. It’s one of
my favorite shows to watch. And I know I can do
a better Kim than Trinity. Her pacing and the way
she speaks, you know, it’s very mm, oh, hmm, oh. -You’re comfortable playing
anybody else? -No, I’m comfortable
playing Kim. -[laughs] -We could flip a coin. -Rock, scissor, paper. [Latrice] It’s a challenge. -Rock, paper, scissors? -Yeah, rock, paper,
scissors over this. -Girl, all I know is there’s a bunch of snakes
in here, and the only way to stay
in this competition for me is to be in the top this week. And I think Kim
is my best chance to win. -Best two out of three. -Okay. -Okay, best out of three.
Here we go.

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