TESTING $200 WORTH OF GLOSSIER MAKEUP… *messy lol*

TESTING $200 WORTH OF GLOSSIER MAKEUP… *messy lol*


I literally just spent so much time doing my hair just so I can pull it up in this video *mumbles* my hair looks so bad (i think she said that?) What is up my loves? So for- okay, so I think I’m talking to my dog. (adorable) What is up? today’s video is once again inspired by Haley Pham *stutters* Today’s video is inspired by Haley Pham and also Marla, Marla Catherine I literally just made a video with her (go watch it:)) but I don’t know when this video’s going up so might have been a while ago But anyway, today’s video is gonna be something I don’t really do that much on my channel, which is like makeup I guess I mean, I do like some makeup, but I’m obviously not like a beauty guru or anything like that My dumb self (honestly same) decided to spend $200 on glossier products Glossier is a very popular brand right now and I have never even touched one of their products ever I saw Haley Pham do like a kind of like first impressions of it so I kind of got inspired to do that and I saw Marla did like a full face of one brand so I’m kind of Like mixing the two of them, I mean- I guess that’s what Hayley did but like.. I opened them but I literally haven’t even opened them (me with texting) never used any of this before brand new fUn and fReSh Okay, there’s only two products in this one the packaging is cute second box… this one definitely has more stuff because I bought- (falls like my grades) Packaging — ten out of ten. This is really cute it has bubble wrap in there So it won’t be damaged Skin first, makeup second, smile always That is cute and wholesome I got the sunscreen, lip gloss, lid star. Marla really likes these, she told me they were great Lash slick, which is mascara Mint balm dot com Okay I’m just gonna put my hair up right now because my bangs are just not doing good Boy brow, heard this is goooodd Cloud paint in beam Super glow, which is like a serum. Haloscope highlighter- no, I think this is the concealer Okay, I got these in the color medium even though I’m super pale Where to even… start (me doing homework) In total, I got one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven things (maths children) (realisation that you spent $200 on 11 items) First things first– priming moisturizer, ok *deep shniff* It literally smells like absolutely- nothing. I’m gonna zoom in a little bit. So y’all can actually see *rub rub rub* This looks so weird, okay This is a little bit thin, I don’t know I like my moisturizers to be like thicker makes it feel like it’s actually like- I dunno Doesn’t really feel like I have that much on my face. So moving on with that, nothing really much to say about it I am going to… I have lotion on my hands now and I can’t open this. I’m going to use a super glow, like serum thing It’s cute- cute packaging. UGHHHH I can’t open it I just put lotion on *cries* Oh, it says follow with moisturizer. Oops. *runnin’* OOf That almost fell right off my face ahhh, okay this is also very liquidy *sniff sniff* Also smells like literally zero, like- nothing. Sometimes that’s good though. Skin feels soft. Um, I don’t really like how liquidy this stuff is I’ve had like other, like dropper serums like that before and it’s not like- Its not that it’s like thicker it’s just not as runny. It doesn’t run down my face as fast. We have one more thing Okay- I’m gonna use this sunscreen now *squirt squirt* (i dont know how to describe this?) This is not the same consistency as like normal sunscreen. *rub rub again* Ooh it is very sheer though, which is nice because after I put on my regular sunscreen It makes my face really, really white which it already is very, very white but- Ooh, I really like the smell of sunscreen. It reminds me of the beach and just the pool Is anyone else like that? Like they smell something that doesn’t necessarily smell like really good but it’s just like a very nostalgic smell (yep:)) I love the smell of sunscreen. It makes me so happy. Okay, very next, I’m going in with my concealer I’m just gonna use this on my finger (where’d she go?) Okay ummmmmm *rub rub* Okay, this is kind of hard to see on camera it’s definitely there You just really can’t see it as much like IRL. I mean on camera, you can see IRL I can already tell this really isn’t going to do much for me. I like the consistency of it though It’s kind of- I don’t know I keep saying that everything is like kind of thin but like- it is so… and tbh right now my skin is like- *skin be poppin’* It’s doing pretty well. I’m really happy for her. It’s just doing good So I really don’t have to cover any like blemishes or anything the only thing that I would kind of cover on my face is like some ~rendess~- some redness maybe like around my nose Just for the fun of it, let’s just do that. Just put it a little bit over here. Okay yeah, you can see that a little bit more… and maybe like on my chin a little bit I just have some acne scars But other than that my- like I’m not trying to flex but my skin is doing pretty well right now So I’m just gonna dab that with my finger. I almost just made a dab joke (disappointed) I really did not like that *speed up of her applying her makeup from ~gLoSsiEr~* Honestly I kind of really do like this This definitely is not like a really like super high coverage, but it is honestly just like just what I need It’s really just covering up like, the discoloration and like my veins on my eyelids and other stuff like that Okay, focus on me- cue ariana grande *beauty guru poses* *bit more rub rub* Okay, I’m good with that I’ve been using shape tape for like a long time So this is definitely different from shape tape Obviously because it’s supposed to be very high coverage. Because I really don’t need that much coverage, this was actually pretty good Oh- Oh nooo… I just got powder all over me Okay- that was freaking- RUDE Okay, I have it all over myself I’m just gonna take it- OH (tHaTs a LoT oF dAmAgE) I’m just gonna set this a little bit Every single powder I’ve ever used whether I’ve primed, used a base, whatever- it all just creases no matter what I do *another speed run* If you ever first open that, be careful because I literally just got powder everywhere It’s all over my fingers and all over my brush It does feel very like.. set I guess? but I kind of like the more like.. dewy..? feel I feel like I can already see it creasing a little bit I don’t know, any powder that I use creases so.. So, next I’m going to do my eyebrows. This is the boy brow I don’t think I got like a brush or anything. But my eyebrows are already naturally pretty thicc Okay. I’m actually gonna do this So you can see (we love a queen beauty guru) *and another spicy time lapse* I feel like there’s a little gap like right there Okay, I like that that looks good It’s definitely not anything like extreme Like if you have very sparse eyebrows and you want them to look more… Defined, if you will, then I would not just use this. I would obviously use a pen also But I don’t think this is saying that you like can’t use a pen. Okay, so this is one side. This is the other one *time lapse* Okay, I think that’s cute The real test though is to see how it actually set, so I’m gonna give that a minute and I’ll come back to it Okay, next I’m gonna go in there with this cloud paint I have heard so much of these people rave about them, but the only persons opinion that matters is mine (confidence is key) This is in the color beam. I think they have six… colors to choose from As soon as I opened it, it literally all over my thumb. So be careful with that. That’s probably my fault but… (LoOk aT tHaT PiGmEnT) Okay, I’m just gonna put a little bit on the back of my hand I feel like a little bit of this is gonna go a long way. So I’m definitely not gonna use that much I’m also just gonna apply this with my fingers so… I’m gonna do like dots (a little bit she said) A little bit on my nose just because as everyone thinks, I think it’s cute That looks like a lot Oh my gosh- that is so much. Okay. It’s okay. Okay, I definitely did too much I was right a little bit of this does go a long way. Oh my gosh. I literally got so much, okay I’m just gonna try and like wipe and some of it off. Okay I still have a ton on the back of my hand too like I literally did so much. Anyways, how are you guys doing? Let me know, comment down below. I feel like I’m not very like engaged with you guys sometimes and I don’t know I’m just really not a fan about it. okay, I… Gonna have to use a brush now. Um, I forgot what I was saying, I was saying something about being engaged *realisation* Okay, not married — being engaged with you guys unless you guys want to marry me. I don’t freaking know Honestly, I really like the look of a lot of blush the other ~blrush~. Why can’t I freaking- okay take a deep breath. Just speak. I thought this was definitely gonna be like a little bit more sheer than it is Everyone’s gonna be like woah, you put way too much on you’re putting way too low Like I know A little bit of this goes a long way, like a very long way Next I have this highlighter *show and tell* Oooooh That’s pretty.. gonna put a little bit on my nose Little bit this way… I don’t really think it’s supposed to be like super blinding, like Jeffree Star level highlight I think it’s just supposed to be very subtle. Which oooh, that’s really pretty I also- I really like, the stick highlighters Next I have, what is this? This is like it goes on your eyes I thought this color was so pretty when I saw online. It still looks really pretty *trying to open* my hands are too slippery *cries and strengths* Gonna do it? No. I think I need a towel. Okay Now that I’m standing up I have way too much blush on like it’s almost not cute and I can’t open this freakin thing. UGHHHHH Oh my GOSHHHH I’m like getting angry. *spends 1000 years trying to open* Ow It’s just hurting my fingers it feels so good to have this fun and be so young and be successful *singing the lyrics to ariana grande’s “successful”* *close up of application* Okay, you can see it is very sheer… TBH, I think that’s a good thing. I’m just gonna use my finger I was gonna use a blending brush, but it already has so much product on it I definitely think I need more, I was scared to put a lot on ooh, this is really pretty though I’m really into like glittery like.. um.. eyeshadows all over my lid right now *sPicY TiMeLaPsEs fOr eVeRyOnE* *turns down brightness* Can you see it? You can see that You can see my skin really does look dewy, which I really like *speedy* Okay. I think this is cute if you just want like a little bit of something and you just want something really quick and fast It’s definitely there. I already said this a billion times, but it is very sheer It’s more sheer than I thought it would be, but I still think it’s cute. Okay now moving on to mascara. *uses torture device on eye* I need to get my eyelashes permed again. That was literally like the best thing that I ever did. Okay first I’m opening it Okay, I like the brush haven’t used it yet, but I like the shape of it I really don’t like those like super big eyelash mascara brushes. I just think they never just do a good job (no tea no shade) *toom loopse* (running out of things to say) Just got it on my eyelid Just gonna put a tiny bit on my bottom just so my eyes look more open because all y’all always tell me that I look freaking stoned because my eyes just naturally are Closed a little bit But little do you know, I am NOT a STONER I was gonna say good kid But you can still be good kid and smoke weed out here right you they would just be safe. Honestly. I really like this mascara I got a little bit on my eyelid, but I’m not even mad about it because I really like this Also, another thing I like about glossier is it’s vegan and cruelty ~fee~ It’s vegan and cruelty free *speedy uses of a torture device and mascara* Okay, I really, really, really like this mascara. I hate mascaras that are like really clumpy and just.. I don’t know I know everyone knows but this is very separating and it doesn’t necessarily like curl them It just makes them — not like stick out but like a little bit of like right in between where it’s just like- *time lapse of mascara application* Oh my gosh, I love this mascara this has to be literally like one of the best mascaras I’ve ever used tbh Just have a few more things, I’m going to put on some of this chapstick Squeeze from the bottom *squeeze* *schniff schniff* Okay this does smell minty and I mean this in the best way, But it also smells like a health food store, and I really do mean that in the best way *phone rings* “Hi mommy” Mom: “Hi, can you come back your car up a little bit, I need to get these trash cans out and I can’t” Hi *unitelligible* (her dog) You’re knocking all my stuff over! Hello pups, thank you for joining us. So so nice of you huh? Oh, you’re gonna lick all my blush off It’s ok. I have too much anyway Hellooooo! You’re cute! Okay get out of here Get out of here cute dog! I have one last product, I have this lip gloss. This is a transparent lip gloss *showin’ us* oooh okay *time lapse number i dont even know because i was not counting* Oh my gosh, that’s so pretty I wouldn’t mind if my hair got stuck to this in the wind Also pro tip: put a tiny bit on your nose- *dog knocks camera* (i dont know what she said) Hi!!! Thank you so much for a hug. Okay, you wanna get down no?. Okay. I’m finished with glossier I’m giving a little review of all the products. I’m gonna go back to the brows now. Haven’t even touched them. Haven’t even felt what they felt like, okay now that I’m realizing it, This doesn’t say that it’s like a gel so I’m not exactly sure if it’s supposed to make your brows like stay in place Oh, yeah, they definitely just feel like normal like eyebrows I guess I do like how they look though, like they’re just very natural I’m gonna turn this down just a little bit just like, so you can see like the highlight Highlight looks good. You can see it up here *james charles is quAKING* So now that I finished I would definitely say my favorite product either the mascara *shows lip gloss* or their lip gloss *shows mascara* The lip gloss does not feel sticky whatsoever, which I actually like despise I will not use a lip gloss or chapstick if it makes my lips feel sticky. I also- I just like the mascara I’m very like particular with mascaras once I find one I use, I literally use it for the longest time My brows look alright The concealer, I did like. It definitely it was not super high coverage But I liked how it just makes my skin look dewy, covers what I need, especially because I don’t have that many like imperfections (wish I could relate) But I would not get this if I had any like zits or anything I would use something else like shape tape or like a high coverage foundation The blush- a little bit of this goes a long way (as you have learnt) You really can’t tell because of like the bright lights behind me- or in front of me- like it’s literally like all up here I spent a while blending it out, just a recommendation if you ever use these or you want to get one I think it’s really cute. I think it’s pretty natural. But just use a tiny bit or at least for this color I don’t know I would assume it’s all the same Oh, another thing I was gonna mention with these concealers is that they only have like five colours (glossier what you doin’??) I don’t really know how I feel about that. I’ll insert the shade range right here. I don’t know I don’t think their goal is like to have like huge shade ranges and everything, but I don’t know I have always found that important because we already know a lot of companies have huge issues with literally only having them from like light To medium maybe a little bit darker Highlighter — I did like this, it’s just subtle I like how it’s just a stick blend it in a little bit with your finger and you’re good to go Lidstar- vERY hard to open, but I think it’s cute. It’s just glittery The wowder.. the powder- whatever you want to call it Literally got everywhere, it was alright The serum didn’t really feel like it did anything didn’t smell good, I mean it doesn’t smell bad It just doesn’t smell like anything, vERY VERY liquidy. Just ran down my face really quick I do like to do skincare stuff before I start so and I bought this I’ll probably use it I did like the sunscreen. I did really like this a lot It’s called invisible shield because it is just very… like it’s not white or anything like that. Is that everything I did like this? I thought this was good. Don’t really have much to say about it *get you someone the way avrey looks at this lip gloss* This- Amazing. I think that was everything I would rate Glossier a solid like 7.5 to 8 out of 10 I would definitely use all of these again. There were just a few little things I wasn’t like a huge huge fan of other than that. I did really like this I’m really glad that I filmed this video now. I have some cute little new make up stuff I’m a really not super adventurous with makeup. I’m sure there’s tons of brands I like haven’t really tried before or just only have like one or two products from I am definitely down to the skin with anything else or just anything similar to this? Ugh excuse my hair and I know it looks bad. Okay. Stop judging me (avrey it looks amazing sweetie) so once again, this was inspired by Haley Pham and Summer Mckeen and Marla Katherine. I will leave all their channels down below because I love them all and I just wanna you know Give them that promo. But yeah, that was all for this video. Thanks for watching, and I will see you guys later. Bye *mwah* “Sweater Weather” by The Neighbourhood begins to play

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