Wife Does My Makeup! // Jessie and Claud [CC]

Wife Does My Makeup! // Jessie and Claud [CC]


Hello, lovely people! So, this video is just what you asked for: An extended cut of Claudia and I doing each other’s make-up It’s a wife and wife make-up swap, and it was…interesting. Some bits are going to be the extended goodness that you’ve already seen, and some are just completely new Random anecdotes and stuff that we chatted about for an hour and a half whilst doing each other’s make-up. So, I mean, that’s what you get when you marry your best friend. So, without further ado Make-up! J: So, what we’re gonna do is swap the make-up that we use. Generally. So the make-up I use on myself, I’m gonna put on your face and vice versa. So we’ve got our little make-up bags in front of us. J: Well, that’s not true.
C: No, I’ve got MY make-up bag. C: Jessica’s got her entire make-up drawer. J: Do you wanna go first? C: All right. What do I do after foundation? J: So what do you normally do after you’ve done your foundation? C: OK, well, this is a relatively new thing for me, but I’ve started to do minimal sculpting. Contouring/sculpting. Whatever. OK, so I use a light contour on day-to-day wear and then maybe a medium contour for work. I mean, for going out. J: No, Claudia daytime. We’ll do Claudia daytime.
C: OK, my day-to-day wear. J: I am a very pale person. J: Just to remind you.
C: I’ll go for the soft contour on you, then. C: Then we’ll go for the highlights, so… Do you want a radiance or a matte? To be fair, I always go for matte, so I don’t know why I’m asking. I’ll put matte on. J: Except the other day you wore radiance, then you look like a skull. C: I feel like this highlight isn’t as white on you as it is on me. For me, it’s an obvious highlight; on you, it’s like I can’t even see it! It just looks like a mid-tone for you. J: You can use the radiance one if you like.
C: Yeah, maybe I’ll have to use my evening one. C: Whoops! Sorry! J: OK! Well, I don’t contour my face. J: I just cover the entire thing in powder. So… C: It’s very pearlescent for my face there. J: The only powder I have–I wanted to use a new sponge for you, obviously (very sanitary and whatnot), but this was the only one I had. So… J: You’re going to feel like your face is just caked in powder. That’s going to be the feeling. C: Oh no. That’s the complete opposite to what I like. J: Jesus! OK! [?] J: Stop scratching your stupid face. J: It’s not a stupid face, I love it. J: It’s a lovely face. C: You can’t just insult me and then go, “It’s not stupid!” [mimics kissing] J: Yes, I can! That’s marriage. C: “Thanks for cooking dinner, darling. It’s disgusting! But I love youu!” C: “Don’t ever cook again!” C: “Don’t worry, it’s marriage.” J: Compliment sandwich! C: Next stage for you… J: Blusher? J: You’re staring at me! C: Because, despite my make-up being more [?]–your upper lip is sweating. J: Oh! C: Everyone knows I get a sweaty upper lip. C: You’re wearing my make-up. Thus, you have a sweaty upper lip. J: It’s really weird having someone else poke your eye.
C: Yeah. J: When it’s you, you’re so prepared. So ready. J: This feels very random. C: Good.
J: Excellent. J: Thank you. J: Now I’m gonna do blusher on you. J: Oh, my God. OK. The eyebrows are going to be pretty interesting. J: I just use pencil, and I have a very–like a little vintage line. Also, my natural eyebrows. Look how long/ridiculously short they are. C: Your eyebrows are not actually ginger. J: No! Weirdly, my eyebrows are jet black. J: When I was a little kid, I was really blonde, but with jet black eyebrows. C: Whoa. J: That’s not a good reaction! J: “Woah!”
C: No, no. Let me just… C: pinch this in a bit. J: What is that you’ve put on my face?! C: That is literally just me following your natural brow. J: I’m gonna close the door. C: In case someone comes in and goes, “You, in the eyebrows!” C: They look nice from afar! J: Warn me before you squish your face up.
C: I’ve got an itch in my nose. J: Itch your nose. C: Right, next bit’s gonna be interesting. J: What’s the next bit?
C: Eye shadow. J: Oh, God. C: I’m literally just doing how I do it on myself, but your anatomy’s a bit different. Like, I go up to here with my bone –to my brow bone, but you don’t have one, so… J: Yep. Just go to my eyebrow. C: It’s not that bad. C: Oops, sorry, I should tell you to shut your eyes. J: OK! J: Beautiful! C: Oh, is that done? J: No.
C: Oh. J: You live in hope. C: I don’t understand when girls are having their make-up done, like they’ll pay someone to have their make-up– do they actually like the process? Or do you think they just like the end result? C: I like doing things that I know are going to make my whole body feel good. But, then, I guess some girls – or guys – you know, who have their make-up done, maybe that makes them feel like really good. Their whole body. You know? J: I always like the end result but not the actual process. C: Could you warn me?! C: Christ. C: How do you do that to your own face? C: You could get one of those, you know like (just gonna reference what I know), you can get little, um, things that clean the inside of your cameras that blow air and they have a brush – that would probably be quite a good make-up thing ’cause you could go [mimics the blowing] C: and then brush away the…
J: Oh yeah! C: Are we going out like this as well? C: Because we’re going for like a pub lunch. C: Are you gonna wear it to the pub?
J: Yes. C: Are you?!
J: You have to wear yours to the pub, as well. C: Nooo! J: Yeah!
C: Nooo, no, no, no. J: Oh, wait, so I have to wear your clothes to the pub, but you don’t have to wear my clothes to the pub? C: No, OK, fair enough. We’ll both feel uncomfortable, C: so…
J: Either we both feel uncomfortable or we both feel fine C: Don’t squint. God, this is going to be really hard to do. C: All right. J: This is probably going to feel like a lot of eyeliner to you. J: And voila, eyeliner.
C: Ta-da! C: Feels very uncomfortable. C: Shall we just do the rest of our make-up ourselves? J: OK.
C: Because, like, I don’t know. C: I’ll just tell you what I do, and you just do it. C: It’ll be so much faster. J: There we go. Had to [?] C: Yeah, it was faster. C: I was using my [?]
J: OK, onto hair. J: So I’ve had mine–I tried to curl mine in the same way that yours is naturally curled. C: I wash it and let it dry naturally. If I blow-dry it, it just goes like “poof.” C: Or, in the words of a hairdresser, “Your hair is like a pyramid.” C: I was quite scarred by that. I was only fifteen, I think, and I was like J: She still mentions it! Yeah. J: Traumatic experience.
C: I think it was because I was particularly slim and, you know, had had a bit of a growth spurt and I was just basically a bit of a bean pole. And then just had massive hair. J: But then you did have another hairdresser who shaved the underside of your hair. C: But not in a cool, trendy way! It wasn’t like half my head was shaved. J: Yeah, not like you’re imagining.
C: She literally just lifted up half my hair and shaved the underparts. C: And then just put it back and went, “Look, it’s a lot better now.” My mum came to pick me up and she was like, “Oh, it looks lovely, darling!” but she hadn’t seen the under bit, and as soon as I left, I was like, “Mum, look…” and she was like [dramatic gasp] J: “What the Hell?!” C: She was like, “We should go back and complain and get our money back!” And I was like, “No!” because I was just so embarrassed. J: She refuses to get her money back for anything. C: That’s not true, I’m better now! J: Oh, yeah? Like the other night with that drink that was so disgusting. C: Yeah…
J: And you were like, “No, we can’t tell them that they’ve made a disgusting drink.” “I have to give it to one of our friends instead.” C: I was like if I’m gonna buy an alcoholic drink, I want it to be a nice one,” because I don’t drink that much, so… J: Claud never brushes her hair. C: Your hair looks lovely, but it’s not my style. J: It was difficult! My hair is naturally very straight. It doesn’t naturally ringlet. J: You touch your hair, I think, how many times? I’m gonna say… at least once a minute. C: Yeah, I know. J: You do this.
C: People used to tell me that at school. J: Flick it over here. J: And then you like…
C: Well…sorry. That’s why it goes up in a bun so often! J: Twist it around.
C: Because then I do not touch it. C: It’s because that keeps its like–it’s because I was so scarred by the pyramid comment! I have to make sure it’s no longer a pyramid. J: [?]
C: [?] J: I tried to give it no parting. J: I’m gonna brush your hair now.
C: Noo, no! C: You don’t understand, darling. J: The trauma! C: No! On your hair, when you brush it, look: nothing happens. C: It just goes a little bit more like… C: …glossy and–look, but look at that, look at that frizz Brush my hair and it will literally be like… J: OK, OK
C: …you’ve just opened a parasol on my head J: I’m just going to brush the ends! Just the ends, is that OK? Can you live with that? C: I’m not having fun at all. J: See? It’s smoother. C: No, it feels itchy. C: I didn’t even like my mum brushing my hair. C: I don’t know why any–
J: OK, who else does not brush their hair? J: Ever.
C: My aunty said she doesn’t. C: Just because I have hair that is able to go big, hairdressers and stylists always think, “Cool, we can do really easy big hair on you.” J: “We can do so much with this.”
C: And I’m like but I don’t like big hair. J: I’m not putting this bow in your hair, don’t panic but I needed a way to make a parting. So I’m just… J: Oh, I don’t really like people who wear bows. Weirdly. C: It’s all right. I’ve always dated people with eccentric dress styles. I think I just like individuality. I’m never gonna tell someone how to dress. That doesn’t always mean that I agree with their choices of dress. I will just not say anything. C: I’ve never felt self-conscious going out with someone who wears something different. Maybe because you draw the attention so it’s not on me; that’s why I like it. J: OK, we got a little insight into Claudia’s psychology there. J: Thank you. C: It is true people always want what they don’t have. J: Oh, yeah, I’ll give you that. J: I’ve always really wanted curly hair. J: And then people see my straight hair and they’re like, “Wow, I wish my hair was as straight as yours!” J: I’m like, “Shut up, no, you don’t” C: I’ve grown to like my hair. I think as you get older you kind of appreciate what you have a bit more. C: It’s just like, look, you know, I’ve learnt how to deal with this now. And dealing with mine is do not brush it and do not cut it above the shoulder because it will end up as a pyramid. C: The pyramid thing is just like my go-to point of ‘bad hair’ reference. J: The go-to hair hatred! J: I swear, though, especially when you’re working on a young person as a hairdresser, you should never tell them something mean. C: Maybe there was a bit of a language barrier, because it was in Malaysia that this man said this to me. [Jessica laughs] Oh. J: Actually, they’re really blunt in Malaysia.
C: They are really blunt, yeah. C: Like how many times did you get asked, “What is wrong with you?” C: “But why?” C: “Tell us.” J: “You use these crutches, I see.” J: “Why do you need them?”
C: “Why are you on crutches?” J: “Why do you need them?”
C: “Why do you need those?” C: Yeah, it’s like, “Err…” But that’s fair enough if people are just making conversation on the street almost; it’s like… J: Is it?! C: Well, no, but you can kind of forgive people who come up, because that’s just some strange person, you know, who’s a bit nosy and interfering. C: But it’s different when we were like at the airport. Those people – it’s their job to check people in who need special assistance. And even the special assistance concierge people were asking what your problem was. In England, that’s just so–you do not ask that. J: I think it’s also illegal. J: You can’t just be like, “Give me proof.” C: It’s like… You’re on a train and you show your disabled rail pass; they don’t go, “And what is your disability?” C: It’s like, “Er, why does it matter to you?” “Doesn’t affect you.” C: But in Malaysia it felt like they were asking because they were kind of deciding whether you were worthy of a wheelchair or not. C: It’s not like they had a limited number; there were like stacks of them piled up. J: I love that! ‘There were just stacks of wheelchairs.’ J: It’s pretty hilarious the number of abled-bodied people who think that disabled people are faking it, yet have NO experience of disabled people. J: Like, “Do you know anyone disabled?” “No…” C: Also, why would you want to fake it? J: Yeah! I always ask this question. Why would anyone fake having a disability. You genuinely get nothing. J: I hope we have daughters and one of them’s a girly-girl. J: Or! Sons who have long hair and let me play with it. J: Or children of no specific gender but who have hair
C: Basically you just want…! C: If you just say, “I would like a child who likes to let me pamper them.” C: “Unlike my wife.” J: It’s all right, we’re almost done.
C: I don’t mind. J: You don’t mind?
C: No, I do mind this; C: I mean I don’t mind what the child likes. C: If they like to be pampered, that’s fine. C: I’m not gonna be like, “No! You cannot be pampered!” “You have to come outside and do gardening with me!” J: I do hope we have one of each, though. Or like if we have three children. C: What, and one likes doing what I like doing? J: Yeah. C: They might like doing both; maybe it just depends what mood they’re in. J: That’s true. J: OK! Hairspray time. C: Oh, no, I’m gonna smell like my grandma J: [singing] Elnett! J: It’s so lovely! J: [singing] Elnett!
C: This reminds me strongly of my grand– J: It’s so lovely!
C: *grandmother, who wore it, and also of speech and drama lessons because whenever I had to perform speech and drama. J: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
C: My teacher would come round and be like, “Right!” C: “Next!” [mimics teacher spraying hairspray] C: “Next!” [mimics teacher spraying hairspray] And literally just spray it round all the girl’s hair! [Claudia shudders]
J: Flashbacks! C: Suddenly all these poems – lines of poetry – are coming to me. J: Oh, my gosh! C: The wintry days and the autumn leaves… C: Whatever. C: I can’t actually…
J: Oh, no! I thought you were about to break into–that would’ve been amazing! C: No, I know.
J: Darn it. C: All that training and I never–I can’t actually remember. Unlike my hair The hairspray did not stick the words into my mind J: Right. J: That was poetic. J: [laughing] Stop moving! C: Like the shampoo and water that washed the hairspray from my hair… the years and time, too, have stripped the memories of those prose from my mind’s tongue. C: I’m so fricking weird! C: This may be why I like to hang out with more eccentrically-dressed people. J: Because you’re secretly super weird yourself. J: You just didn’t want people to know. C: Look, that was not that bad for just off the cuff J: I used to write poetry. It was always about happy stuff, though. C: I have no time for poetry now. C: Too busy with two dogs pestering me, and a wife wanting to pamper me… J: And you’re happy!
C: …against my will. J: I love how you just make that sound like such a terrible thing! C: Yes. C: No time for sad sonnets. J: So sorry. C: God, darling, do you have to put this much on?! Christ alive. I have got asthma, you know. J: Lovely!
C: Are you done? OK, good. J: You have lipstick on your teeth.
C: Aw, man! C: Could’ve told me! J: There you go, that’s Claudia and I putting on each other’s make-up. It’s a Wife and Wife Did My Make-Up… That might not be the title of this video, because that seems awfully long. If you’d like to see the end result, including the clothes that we switched, including this dress I’m wearing now, then just follow the link down in the description or click the one right up above in the card, which will take you –or the end screen – I also put it in the end screen. It will be everywhere! …Which will take you to the style swap video and you can see just how well we did. I hope you’ve enjoyed this video. Give it a little ‘thumbs up’ if you have because it does help the YouTube algorithm decide whether my video is good or not and thus other people deserve to see it. If you’re new here, then subscribe; come on in enjoy the channel, and don’t forget that you must now hit the bell for notifications, because that is the only way that YouTube will even tell you that there’s a video made. I hope you had a wonderful day, and I shall see you next time!

100 Comments

  • Sheidow says:

    I have black eyebrows even though I’m a red head as well. I always thought it was kinda weird too

  • KaylaMaeNOT says:

    "it looks good from afar" Absolutely dead 😂😂😂

  • KickAHobo says:

    So long crush it was short but sweet.

  • Stephanie O'Regan says:

    Aww you two 😘

  • A Malinowski says:

    I want you all to vote for Jessica at the Diva Awards! http://www.divaawards.co.uk

  • Joel Rodriguez says:

    Absolutely love this! Both of you just talking, goofing around, love Claudia's reaction to you brushing her hair XD and talking about having kids and styling their hair is so sweet ^_^

  • Sabrina Granger says:

    Thanks for sharing the longer version, this was hilarious!

    Also: oh god, pretty ladies with red hair and green clothes will be the death of me one day.

  • noname justus says:

    You’re both so beautiful 😭😭😭

  • Mimi Hayer says:

    I only brush my hair before I shower to get loose hair out! My hair's all ringlet-y so brushing it just absolutely wrecks it

  • Olivia Unwin says:

    YES this is the content I have been waiting for

  • noname justus says:

    Oh my lord, you two have such great senses of humor!

  • Burnsie344 says:

    I also don't brush my hair because if I do, especially when it's dry, it turns into a big bushy almost afro which is not a good look for me. So I usually just comb my hair in the shower and then put leave in conditioner and let it air dry. Sometimes when it's shorter I get full on Shirley Temple curls so I have to run my fingers though my hair to break some of the curls up.

  • PhoebeFay RuthLouise says:

    I love the relationship y’all have! So clear you have such fun together! That was a great poem by Claudia off the top of her head!

  • Life on Low Batteries says:

    Dammit I got fooled by the messenger sound again!

  • Shona Smith says:

    This was so hilarious!!! just what i needed after a bad flare day!! Thanks lovelies xx

  • Sawyer Vance says:

    you two are so cute to watch together ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • Cyn .P says:

    The only time I brush my hair is when I need to shower or else I look like a demented cloud…curly hair problems

  • M Hilmy Fauzi says:

    Claudia's a poet

  • Erin A _ says:

    You two are so cute!

  • AdorkableArtist92 says:

    I can't cut my hair above my shoulders, blow-dry it unless it's super cold outside, and don't like to brush it if I don't have to. My hair gets REALLY big.

  • Shala Carter says:

    If Claudia's current employment plans work out, she has a career in poetry readings

  • Alana Gee says:

    You two bring so much happiness to my nights. Especially when I’m up with a sick baby girl! Lol she’s doing better but restless nonetheless. So THANKS FOR YOUR ADORABLE VIDEOS. I try to not be jealous but again… you’re both sooooooo lucky to have each other. I love you both. And the doggies. When do they get to do your makeup? Lol

  • Evergrimm says:

    Is it just me or does Claudia look like Demi Lavato, lol.
    ❤️

  • yuthurabanchez says:

    I, like Claudia, don't brush my hair because there's a ton of it and it is super thick and just puffs up! I also have that thing she was talking about where the hairdresser lifted her hair up and shaved some of it off because I was hoping it would help… it didn't really.

  • RoSeLi Nuñezzz says:

    Hahah I have SUPER STRAIGHT hair too so I relate sooo much with you Jessica 😂 especially when people say they want straight hair like me

  • Abbie Jarvis says:

    this is honestly perfect! I am equal parts jealous of your amazing marriage and happy that you two love each other so much!

  • foxclouds says:

    So adorable!! Love it!!!

  • Genevieve Williams says:

    I don't brush my hair because it's curly, so brushing it turns it into a full blown lion's mane – I have the same reaction as Claudia when someone tries to brush it!

  • Wonder Woman says:

    My hair is just like Claud’s and I only brush it before I wash it so one or twice a week but my friend hasn’t brush her hair for 8 years

  • Sarah Martinez says:

    This comic has a story about someone who seemed to fake a disability https://youtu.be/R2q9-1FMw0g

  • Mama Jacqueline says:

    You are both so wonderful 😊❤💖

  • Emily Gillette says:

    I don't brush my hair! But my hair is similar to Jessica's and is relatively straight.

  • Emily Gillette says:

    I'm in speech! I don't know if it is the same thing Claudia is talking about but we do perform with lots of hairspray.

  • Jenna Krist says:

    I NEVER comment on videos, but this was an absolute delight!!! I laughed so hard because your laugh is so infectious,

  • Elly D says:

    i wish i could be as happy as you two

  • WolkeYume says:

    I have the same problem as Jessica. My hair is so rediculously straight I always feel like a dinosaur licked my hair and now everything's just hanging down sadly :/

  • Aero's Arcana says:

    I am one of those guys who enjoy the process of makeup being applied its one of my ASMR triggers

  • M a r i a says:

    New subscriber! You two are so lovely, this video made my day.

  • Susan P says:

    This is so cute!

  • Chrisfs says:

    It's unusual to see you without makeup. It's a little different but still wonderful

  • Meghan Mrowiec says:

    I'm with Claudia on this one! I don't own a hairbrush #curlyhairproblems

  • ATHRENTHE2ND says:

    I just adore you two!!! Claudia's hair spray poem made my day! 🌷

  • Meg Delaney says:

    Did y'all already live in the same city when you met? – Love the poetic moment Claudia! – BTW, I brush my hair maybe once a week – I usually wash it & squeeze as much water out as possible with a towel, then run my fingers through it & let it dry naturally – My hair is long & blondish-ginger with natural waves – Hated it as a child, but I love it now

  • JustJasmine24 says:

    I laughed so much watching this you guys are hilarious ! 😂 loved this ❤️

  • one true cinnamon roll says:

    My hair naturally pretty much looks like Claudia's (also frizzy/wavy + part East Asian lol) and I never brush it either! I only ever go through it with my fingers when it's wet to detangle it.

  • Marta Chrapek says:

    I don't brush my hair 🙂

  • estella2lenne says:

    Claudia, I resonate with you on "The Pyramid". 🤣🤣 I have "The Pyramid" too but my hairstylist calls my hair the meat dumpling (Bak Zhang)🤣

  • Kayla Keayes says:

    I only brush my hair when its wet, otherwise it's a fizzy mess. My hair is thick curly and long that see's and brush twice a week.

  • Kitty Que says:

    You guys are lovely. And I so so love the vintage style of your channel, which, is one of the reasons I subscribed.

  • Re Borne says:

    I’m new here… can she still hear a tiny bit? Don’t feel like she looks at lips too much

  • MlgProSk8r says:

    Hi, I found you from when you did the colab with the bbc and love your channel and your resemblance to s silkstone Barbie is uncanny!

  • Anika Jade Caswell says:

    yeah so this is probably the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life

  • TeeKay_ Young says:

    Lmfao Claudia’s reaction when she was doing Jessica’s eyebrows 🤣🤣🤣🤣. *(That looks horrible).

  • eparke20 says:

    I definitely DO NOT brush my hair! Naturally curly hair here… my goal in life is to avoid the pyramid!

  • eparke20 says:

    I'd love to see a longer style swap where you spend the whole day swapped go out in public that way, then later talk about the experience!

  • Meg Delaney says:

    Jessica – You are beautiful with either curled or straight hair! – Claudia – Your hair is gorgeous! Whoever said different is a fool!

  • LizTiddington says:

    Claud looks like Mulan 😀 – I think the generally pissed-off face helps XD

  • Mary M says:

    I don't brush my hair either!
    It's naturally curly, and very thick and brushing poofs it up! It huuuuuurrrrts 😭😭😭😭

  • Alexis B. says:

    You guys are so sweet 🙂 I almost never brush my hair lol

  • Drink Your Nail Polish says:

    So much fun to watch!

  • Fanny Mae says:

    So cute

  • E. Simcoe says:

    7:52 unlike me

  • Cafe Vampire says:

    Claudia has hair like mine. It looks lovely just after I dry it, but if I brush it it just dies.

  • Jerryskeeper O says:

    How lovely

  • amber Isabel says:

    Omg I ALWAYS have to think of my grandmother and school plays when I smell elmett

  • manai r. says:

    I discovered your channel about 2 weeks ago and I am obsessed with it since then. I love your movies and I am impressed with amount of positive feelings you spread around. I love to come at your channel for my daily part of good energy. Thx 🙂

  • Kenny Cohn says:

    First time I cut my hair short (12 inches!) I didn't know the dangers of triangle head 😆 it was a disaster! 🔺

  • Grumpy TeddyBear says:

    9:07 I also don't brush my hair, because it's very curly and if you brush it you break the curl and it ends up looking awful. I just untangle it when it's wet and scrunch it up with my hands to help the curls form and that's it. I don't use a blowdrier either unless it has a diffuser (I think that's the name in English? I don't know, it's not my first language lol the thingy that makes the hot air spread out more instead of being a focused beam) or my hair turns into a cloud :/

    Wow that rant was a mess and probably full of grammar mistakes and bad spelling, I'm sorry 😂😂😂

  • turboankan1 says:

    love this video! so fun to watch you two! my fav youtube-couple! 😀 <3

  • YUKIBANA 雪花 says:

    The straight hair thing is me on some days tbh LOL
    "Shut up no you don't" skdkgkyih

    I love you two's relationship sjfjfkyoy //subbed

  • let's talk about harry potter says:

    "That's what you get when you marry your best friend" ❤❤❤❤

  • MzClementine says:

    Hahahahaha my mother had my hair cut to my shoulders I was ecstatic! I had hair down to my mid thigh, when I was ten it was cut to my waist. 12 to my shoulders. My mother thought oh no we cut your curls. Which no, my hair curled it she saw the woman cut it dry and she told her to perm my hair. Omg!!! I had “ illuminati helmet head”… a triangle ⚠️of frizzy insane tight curls with 💩turd bangs. I literally 💯% cried when I was in shadow in a picture and my Aunt asks, is that a cheese wedge or a pyramid hat you’re wearing. I literally balled out, “NoooOoooo waaaaahaaaaa it’s my styrofoam hair cut and perm…
    hahahahahahahhahaha!

    My mother learned never to perm my hair and I learned that when I have short hair perm or not, it will revert back to the, dun dun dahhhhh… “ illuminati helmet head” triangular in shape… not a good look I must say. I carried a water bottle with me and finally would plaster gel on my hair and let it dry… crunchy curls was the only way to avoid “ illuminati head”… hahaha I used that LA looks gel. The cheapest gel was the best, others couldn’t tame the frizz I would have within 3 minutes in the Florida moistened hot humid climate.

    I was so thankful when it grew out. And I chopped all that perm out. Even though they don’t last long it changed my hair a bit. And I chopped it but had someone that knew how to cut curly hair… and she gave me layers and thinned it. Never looked back besides, making fun of that situation. Onward I go, avoiding “triangular” “ illuminati helmet head” the styrofoam look just doesn’t suite me either 🙌🏼👍🏻👍🏻😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🚫⚠️⚜️

  • Megan Young says:

    I have hair the exact same as you Claud! Brushing it is NOT AN OPTION hahaha #PyramidHair

  • Kati Lynn says:

    I don't brush my hair 😂😂😂😂

  • Katrina Darwin says:

    The insult-smooch combo is my favorite. To use on my boyfriend and to get back as well. Sometimes it’s like “hey!” But then the cuteness makes up for it.

  • THEWILDONESAPPEAR says:

    9:10 – Claudia, I'm with ya on that, my hair is like yours and I literally don't brush it unless I'm going out 🙂

  • Amy Hayes says:

    I don't brush my hair. Haha it goes in a bun, so I get it !!!

  • Jacey Jacobs says:

    Claudia is so funny 😂

  • soulmated says:

    i also never brush my hair, i can only brush it when its wet (and barely then)

  • SunnyB11 says:

    Yasss me!! I dont brush my hair bc its so curly one it doesnt work and two it gets frizzzy af

  • Amelia Newman says:

    I never brush my hair. Ever. I just run my fingers through it because if brush it goes frizzy and oily

  • Miri Meerkat says:

    That was amazing! Y'all are such and adorable couple!!

  • Arie Marcucci says:

    does any one else notice the floaty thing at 12:10??

  • J Nob says:

    I am with Claudia, I never brush my hair. It would mess with the texture

  • Emily Casper-Kelley says:

    I have thick curly hair so if I brush it when its dry it gets HUGE so I relate to Claudia so hard

  • Pine's Motion - Pictures Presents says:

    How and where could I meet someone like Jessica? Only because I too love eccentric people.

  • Melissa says:

    America is the same way… they can't ask. Also, sadly some people will act disabled so they don't have to do anything and be lazy.

  • Maddy Moore says:

    I only ever comb my hair, if I brush it it goes super frizzy and it’s the worst.

  • Anne Gaëlle Nicole says:

    13:32 you're welcome

  • Stephistaecated says:

    you remind me of the singer in the greatest showman never enough! 😍😍

  • Aileen Gonzalez says:

    Your wife has kind of a low voice so does that mean you can hear her prettt good?

  • boredgrass says:

    Shall I compare You two, to a summers day?

    Thy art, such loving kindness hath:

    Rough winds do cheer dear Claudi's locks to dance,

    And Jessi's brush had all too short a task!

    Sometimes too blush, the powder maketh Jessi's features shine.

    Claudia thinks, ready with complexion entered I my life!

    So every fair may grow more fair by very subtle lines!

    And wether by nature, or by artful magic, Claud’s or Jessie’s beauty groweth,

    What let it flourish, wordy poems, singing eternal spring?

    Or, daily kindness, caressing the soul, and make it sing?

    This half stolen poem, need not know it, cause Your wisdom made it strive,

    It can only thank You, for Your inspiring lives:-)

  • Grace Russell Bodel says:

    i loveee youuuu jessicaaaaaa you are such an amazing person! you are such an inspiration for me as i am also gay and dyslexic. i cannot explain how much you have impacted my life. thankyou so much!

  • Angela Gallant says:

    My favourite is when Claudia points out that Jessica’s eyebrows are not ginger… she dyes her hair lol. Of course her brows are not ginger. 😀. Adorable couple. 💕

  • Vlog This Life says:

    I feel you Claudia. My hair Is so the same. Brush or blow dry it and it goes crazy. Put in a bun or I fidget with it

  • K Hathaway says:

    You two are just plain fun to watch together.

  • Chris Frank says:

    I totally understand Claudia about the big hair thing. I have thick, wavy hair and I hate anything that adds volume…I have it thinned out instead.

  • A Thomas says:

    I don’t actually own any makeup, and the closest thing to applying makeup I’ve ever done is trying to top up my friends lipstick (it didn’t go well), but I LOVE having my friends do makeup on me just cos I like the feeling of the process, especially lipstick and mascara and I like the way I look with like a little bit but I can’t be bothered to learn to do it myself cos it just can’t feel as good as it does to have someone else do it

  • Chevie says:

    Omg SAME I never brush my hair. I don’t even own a hairbrush haha. My friend who has super fine hair that turns to a rats nest in a light breeze was FLABBERGASTED when I said I literally never brush my hair. It’s not tangly and it just poofs when I do lol

  • Jessy says:

    That is what marrige is about. Love you two so much.

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